Dvorak Export: Curmudgeon CCG set

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Curmudgeon 0
Thing
Action: Your opponent discards a card from his or her hand.

Shouting "Curmudgeon!" is optional.
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Herbal Tea 0
Thing
Action: You get X Points. X is half your current Point total. If X is equal to 50 or more, destroy Herbal Tea at the end of your turn.
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Oxygen 0
Thing
Oxygen can't be destroyed by other players.

Prepare to feel the wrath of my above-average respiratory system!
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Spite 0
Thing
All players discard a card from their hands. You can only use this effect if you have no cards in your hand.

That was a day to go down in history... The legendary Sandbox Showdown in kindergarten of 1973.
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Trinket 0
Thing


It's a family heirloom! Its value is the nostalgia it brings.
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Extra Helping 0
Thing
Action: Draw a card.

Does all this food make me look fat?
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Slap Fight 0
Thing
Whenever you lose Points, target player loses 10 Points.

No slap-backs! I said no slap-backs!
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Recall 0
Action
Send target Thing back to its controller's hand.
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Me Time 0
Action
If you don't have any Things in play, you get 20 Points.

Yeah, I'm taking today off for a little R&R. Gonna just chill out at the shooting range. Maybe hunt some deer, squirrels, baby ducks, who knows? It'll be magical.
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Small Talk 0
Event
Target player can't play Actions this turn.

You weren't busy or anything, right?
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Imaginary Friend 1
Thing
Action: Target opponent reveals one of the cards in his or her hand to you.

Bobby says you owe me thirty bucks too.
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Workaholic 1
Thing
Thing: You can play up to 2 Actions this turn.

Sure, the extra hours at the office cut down on my "social time" and " having friends". But I'll be the coolest employee on Casual Friday with my solid-gold collar buttons.
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Facepalm 1
Action
Target player discards a card from the top of his deck.

Oopsie-poopsie! Maybe lay off the Schnapps next time, eh, Greg?
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Vitamin Chew 1
Action
You get 10 Points.

Mmm, vitamins.
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Snuff 1
Event
Destroy target Thing.

That was fast.
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Nosebleed 2
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player discards a card from his or her hand. Destroy this card after 3 of your turns.

Everyone tilt your head back!
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Recycling Activist 2
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, you get 10 Points.

My shoelaces? Actually very thinly woven corn.
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Cashbox 2
Action
Look through your deck for a Thing and put it in your hand. Then shuffle your deck.
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Savings Bond 2
Action
You get X Points. X is equal to the number of cards in your hand times 10.

Thanks, Gramma!
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Stumble 2
Event
Target player loses 20 Points.

Who put that curb there?
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Schadenfreude 2
Thing
Whenever an opponent discards a card from his or her hand, you get 20 Points.
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Self-Loathing 2
Thing
Discard a card from your hand and destroy target Thing.

Everyone got tired of Tim's moping after a while. It just made him mope more.
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Clean Slate 2
Action
Thing: Target player discards his or her hand and draws 3 cards.
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Sweepstakes 2
Action
Draw a card, or Thing, Event: Get 20 Points.

Call in now to order our combination toaster-vaccuum cleaner!
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Concussion 2
Event
Target player can't play Things this turn.
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Energy Shot 3
Thing
Thing: Your Stamina is increased by 3 until the end of your turn.

When your fingers start shaking you're about halfway there.
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Fatigue 3
Thing
Cards take 1 more Stamina to play.

Sigh.
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Mooch 3
Action
Reduce target player's Stamina by half, rounding up. Increase your Stamina by that much (your Stamina can't exceed 10).

You know I'm good for it. I'll pay you back once I get my next paycheck.
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Siesta 3
Action
Thing, Event: You get 30 Points and your Stamina is restored to 10.

That was the most refreshing lounge sofa nap I've had in a while. Ah well, back to the cubicle!
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Yawn 3
Event
Target player's Stamina total becomes equal to your Stamina total until the end of the turn.

They're contagious, you know.
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Bran 3
Thing
Cards cost 1 less Stamina for you to play.

Yep. Bran.
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Crybaby 3
Thing
Events cannot be played during your turn.

Here come the waterworks. Time to call the wahh-mbulance.
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All-Nighter 3
Action
You get 70 points. Your Stamina is reduced to 0.
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Heavy Lifting 3
Action
Play 1 Thing from your deck or hand without paying its Cost. Your Stamina is reduced to 0.

I think I pulled my everything.
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Timeout 3
Event
Target player's Stamina does not increase during his or her next Draw Step.

You think about what you done. You think real hard.
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Gunpowder 4
Thing
Every time an opponent plays a Thing, he or she must discard a card.
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Indulgence 4
Thing
Whenever you draw a card outside of your Draw Step, you get 20 Points.
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Energy Drink 4
Action
You get 50 Points and you gain 7 Stamina. For the rest of this turn, cards take 2 less Stamina to play.

My heart hurts.
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Shotgun 4
Action
Destroy every Thing on target player's field.

No, it's NOT a nice day to start again! How did you get into my Billy Idol playlist?
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Flash Flood 4
Event
All Things that would normally have an effect this turn don't have any effect.

Good thing I brought by jumbo-brella.
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Mega Crunch 4
Thing
Every time you Crunch a Thing, give yourself twice the Points.
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Threshold 4
Thing
At your Draw Step, draw until you have 7 cards. If you already have 7 or more cards, do not draw.
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Compensation 4
Action
Destroy a Thing. It's controller gets points equal to the Thing's Cost times 10.
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Tumbleweed 4
Action
All effects from Things are canceled until the beginning of your next turn.
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Hand Cramp 4
Event
Target player can't draw during this turn.
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Protein Shake 5
Thing
If you have more than 10 Stamina at the end of your Main Step, your Stamina total is not reduced to 10.
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