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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Curmudgeon curmudgeon thing Thing 0 Action: Your opponent discards a card from his or her hand. Shouting "Curmudgeon!" is optional. Herbal Tea curmudgeon thing Thing 0 Action: You get X Points. X is half your current Point total. If X is equal to 50 or more, destroy Herbal Tea at the end of your turn. Oxygen curmudgeon thing Thing 0 Oxygen can't be destroyed by other players. Prepare to feel the wrath of my above-average respiratory system! Spite curmudgeon thing Thing 0 All players discard a card from their hands. You can only use this effect if you have no cards in your hand. That was a day to go down in history... The legendary Sandbox Showdown in kindergarten of 1973. Trinket curmudgeon thing Thing 0 It's a family heirloom! Its value is the nostalgia it brings. Extra Helping curmudgeon thing Thing 0 Action: Draw a card. Does all this food make me look fat? Slap Fight curmudgeon thing Thing 0 Whenever you lose Points, target player loses 10 Points. No slap-backs! I said no slap-backs! Recall curmudgeon action Action 0 Send target Thing back to its controller's hand. Me Time curmudgeon action Action 0 If you don't have any Things in play, you get 20 Points. Yeah, I'm taking today off for a little R&R. Gonna just chill out at the shooting range. Maybe hunt some deer, squirrels, baby ducks, who knows? It'll be magical. Small Talk curmudgeon event Event 0 Target player can't play Actions this turn. You weren't busy or anything, right? Imaginary Friend curmudgeon thing Thing 1 Action: Target opponent reveals one of the cards in his or her hand to you. Bobby says you owe me thirty bucks too. Workaholic curmudgeon thing Thing 1 Thing: You can play up to 2 Actions this turn. Sure, the extra hours at the office cut down on my "social time" and " having friends". But I'll be the coolest employee on Casual Friday with my solid-gold collar buttons. Facepalm curmudgeon action Action 1 Target player discards a card from the top of his deck. Oopsie-poopsie! Maybe lay off the Schnapps next time, eh, Greg? Vitamin Chew curmudgeon action Action 1 You get 10 Points. Mmm, vitamins. Snuff curmudgeon event Event 1 Destroy target Thing. That was fast. Nosebleed curmudgeon thing Thing 2 At the beginning of each player's turn, that player discards a card from his or her hand. Destroy this card after 3 of your turns. Everyone tilt your head back! Recycling Activist curmudgeon thing Thing 2 Whenever a Thing is destroyed, you get 10 Points. My shoelaces? Actually very thinly woven corn. Cashbox curmudgeon action Action 2 Look through your deck for a Thing and put it in your hand. Then shuffle your deck. Savings Bond curmudgeon action Action 2 You get X Points. X is equal to the number of cards in your hand times 10. Thanks, Gramma! Stumble curmudgeon event Event 2 Target player loses 20 Points. Who put that curb there? Schadenfreude curmudgeon thing Thing 2 Whenever an opponent discards a card from his or her hand, you get 20 Points. Self-Loathing curmudgeon thing Thing 2 Discard a card from your hand and destroy target Thing. Everyone got tired of Tim's moping after a while. It just made him mope more. Clean Slate curmudgeon action Action 2 Thing: Target player discards his or her hand and draws 3 cards. Sweepstakes curmudgeon action Action 2 Draw a card, or Thing, Event: Get 20 Points. Call in now to order our combination toaster-vaccuum cleaner! Concussion curmudgeon event Event 2 Target player can't play Things this turn. Energy Shot curmudgeon thing Thing 3 Thing: Your Stamina is increased by 3 until the end of your turn. When your fingers start shaking you're about halfway there. Fatigue curmudgeon thing Thing 3 Cards take 1 more Stamina to play. Sigh. Mooch curmudgeon action Action 3 Reduce target player's Stamina by half, rounding up. Increase your Stamina by that much (your Stamina can't exceed 10). You know I'm good for it. I'll pay you back once I get my next paycheck. Siesta curmudgeon action Action 3 Thing, Event: You get 30 Points and your Stamina is restored to 10. That was the most refreshing lounge sofa nap I've had in a while. Ah well, back to the cubicle! Yawn curmudgeon event Event 3 Target player's Stamina total becomes equal to your Stamina total until the end of the turn. They're contagious, you know. Bran curmudgeon thing Thing 3 Cards cost 1 less Stamina for you to play. Yep. Bran. Crybaby curmudgeon thing Thing 3 Events cannot be played during your turn. Here come the waterworks. Time to call the wahh-mbulance. All-Nighter curmudgeon action Action 3 You get 70 points. Your Stamina is reduced to 0. Heavy Lifting curmudgeon action Action 3 Play 1 Thing from your deck or hand without paying its Cost. Your Stamina is reduced to 0. I think I pulled my everything. Timeout curmudgeon event Event 3 Target player's Stamina does not increase during his or her next Draw Step. You think about what you done. You think real hard. Gunpowder curmudgeon thing Thing 4 Every time an opponent plays a Thing, he or she must discard a card. Indulgence curmudgeon thing Thing 4 Whenever you draw a card outside of your Draw Step, you get 20 Points. Energy Drink curmudgeon action Action 4 You get 50 Points and you gain 7 Stamina. For the rest of this turn, cards take 2 less Stamina to play. My heart hurts. Shotgun curmudgeon action Action 4 Destroy every Thing on target player's field. No, it's NOT a nice day to start again! How did you get into my Billy Idol playlist? Flash Flood curmudgeon event Event 4 All Things that would normally have an effect this turn don't have any effect. Good thing I brought by jumbo-brella. Mega Crunch curmudgeon thing Thing 4 Every time you Crunch a Thing, give yourself twice the Points. Threshold curmudgeon thing Thing 4 At your Draw Step, draw until you have 7 cards. If you already have 7 or more cards, do not draw. Compensation curmudgeon action Action 4 Destroy a Thing. It's controller gets points equal to the Thing's Cost times 10. Tumbleweed curmudgeon action Action 4 All effects from Things are canceled until the beginning of your next turn. Hand Cramp curmudgeon event Event 4 Target player can't draw during this turn. Protein Shake curmudgeon thing Thing 5 If you have more than 10 Stamina at the end of your Main Step, your Stamina total is not reduced to 10.