Dvorak Export: Crazy Dvorak deck

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Hola!
Things
All opponents must talk with a funny accent. If they do not, they are eliminated from the game.
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Blankness
Things
All thing cards except for Blankness are considered to be blank.
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Decimate
Action
Destroy a thing.
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Boringville
Things
Alll opponents cannot play actions.
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Break
Action
Destroy one of your own things.
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Insurance Claim
Action
Destroy one of your own things and draw 2 cards.
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Reset
Action
Shuffle all cards into the deck. Then a new hand is dealt to each player.
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Nuke
Things
Place ten tokens on this card. Each time anyone draws a card, remove a token. When there are no tokens on this card, the controller wins.
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Slap
Action
Slap the nearest opponent in the face. If they refuse to be slapped, they are eliminated from the game.
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Fat Guy
Things
Action: All opponents must randomly discard a card.
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Card Rush
Things
Action: Draw 4 Cards and pass this card to another player.
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7 / 11
Action
Throw 2 six-sided dice, if the total adds to 7 or 11, you win the game.
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Fresh Deck
Action
Shuffle the discard pile into the deck and draw 2 cards.
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Randomize
Action
Pick one player, and shuffle his or her hand into the deck.
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Computer Virus
Things
You may play this card under someone else's control. The controller of this card cannot play actions.
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Fire Storm
Action
Destoy all things.
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Flood
Things
Place 3 tokens on Flood when it is played. On each of your turns, remove one token from it. If Flood has no tokens on it, it's controller wins the game.
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Mind Control
Action
Pick one thing. That thing is now under your control.
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Heavy Warfare
Things
Destroy two things. If Heavy Warfare is destroyed, destroy all things.
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Huge Tsunami
Action
Destroy all things not controlled by you.
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Laser Rifle
Things
Action: Randomly destroy one card in your opponent's hand.
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Discarder
Things
Action: Choose up to 3 cards and discard them.
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1 Vs. 1
Action
Everyone shuffles their hands into the deck and draws one card.
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Lunar Eclipse
Things
The player that takes his turn after you cannot play things.
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Solar Eclipse
Things
The player that takes his turn before you cannot play things.
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Total Eclipse
Action
You can only play this card if Lunar Eclipse and Solar Eclipse are in play. If they are in play, and you play Total Eclipse, you win.
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Peek
Action
Everyone except you must reveal their hands to the group.
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Rejected
Action
When a card targets you or your hand, you can play Rejected. The other card's effect is cancelled, and it is discarded, along with Rejected.
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Reveal
Action
Everyone in the group must show their hands to everyone else.
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Cheatin'
Action
Pick one player. That player must show you their hand.
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Greed
Action
Flip a coin. If it lands on heads, draw two cards. If it lands on tails, discard two cards.
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Spy Camera
Things
Pick one player. As long this card is in play, that player must keep his hand face-up on the playing surface.
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Black Hole
Things
If Black Hole is destroyed, pick a player. That player is eliminated.
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Reload
Action
Draw cards until you have six cards in your hand.
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Zombie Cards
Action
Pick two cards in the discard pile and place them in your hand.
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Lightning
Things
All opponents must show you their hands. All of thier Actions are discarded.
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Sniper
Things
Action: Roll a die. If you land on 3,4,5, or 6, one of your opponents must randomly discard two cards.
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Risk
Things
Action: Pick a player. Flip a coin. If it lands on heads, your opponent is eliminated. If it lands on tails, you are eliminated.
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Forced Risk
Action
Pick one opponent. They must flip a coin. If it lands on heads, they may draw a card. If it lands on tails, they are eliminated.
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Wild Frenzy
Things
You may play as many actions as you want a turn.
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Perfect Shield
Things
No cards except Perfect Shield affect you. You may discard Perfect Shield from play at any time.
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No "S"
Things
Place 7 tokens on No "S". If any opponent says a word with the letter "S" in it, take a token off No "S". If No "S" runs out of tokens, you win.
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Special Rule
Special Rule
If the deck runs out of cards at any time, shuffle the discard pile and use it as the new deck.
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