Dvorak Export: Compulsive Hoarding deck

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Rotting in your Own Filth
Action
If you control 3 or more Health Hazards, you win the game.
Card : CashCrazed
Hoarding Professional
Action
If you control 8 or more pieces of Junk, you win the game.
Card : CashCrazed
Kleptomaniac
Action
Take a piece of Junk from any player and put it under your control.
Card : CashCrazed
Dumpster Diving
Action
Search the discard pile for a piece of Junk and put it in your hand.
Card : CashCrazed
Moving Van
Action
You may play as many Things as you want this turn.
Card : CashCrazed
Rummage Sale
Action
Draw back up to your hand limit.
Card : CashCrazed
Property Condemnation
Action
Destroy target Health Hazard.
Card : CashCrazed
Hammer
Action
Destroy target Junk.
Card : CashCrazed
Property Tax
Action
The player(s) with the most Junk must discard two random cards.
Card : CashCrazed
Old Newspapers
Thing - Junk
Hey, it says JFK was shot!
Card : CashCrazed
Baby Clothes
Thing - Junk
You might have a kid someday!
Card : CashCrazed
Torn-Up Couch
Thing - Junk
There's only three springs sticking out!
Card : CashCrazed
Eight-Track Collection
Thing - Junk
Disco's coming back, baby!
Card : CashCrazed
Broken Piano
Thing - Junk
Half the keys still work!
Card : CashCrazed
Dead Christmas Tree
Thing - Junk
It'll save me buying another one six months from now!
Card : CashCrazed
Movie Action Figures
Thing - Junk
They'll be collectibles someday!
Card : CashCrazed
Pile of Beer Cans
Thing - Junk
They're worth a dollar recycled if I can get enough!
Card : CashCrazed
Busted TV
Thing - Junk
I'll get it fixed tommorow, I swear!
Card : CashCrazed
80s Clothes
Thing - Junk
It's just a matter of time before they come back in style!
Card : CashCrazed
Leftover Food
Thing - Junk
Microwave it and it's just as good as before!
Card : CashCrazed
Dirty Dishes
Thing - Junk
I'll do 'em on Friday, now leave me alone!
Card : CashCrazed
Football Equipment
Thing - Junk
I used this in high school, 20 years ago!
Card : CashCrazed
Commodore Computer
Thing - Junk
It has an entire 64K of memory!
Card : CashCrazed
Magazine Collection
Thing - Junk
I'll get to reading 'em again someday!
Card : CashCrazed
Cockroaches 4
Thing - Health Hazard
They're not hurting anyone.
Card : CashCrazed
Mold Culture 4
Thing - Health Hazard
It's like a science experiment in my own living room.
Card : CashCrazed
Rotting Garbage 3
Thing - Health Hazard
I'll take it out tommorow, I promise.
Card : CashCrazed
Rodents 3
Thing - Health Hazard
They clean up the food I drop on the floor.
Card : CashCrazed
Dust Mites 2
Thing - Health Hazard
You can't even see 'em; what's the harm?
Card : CashCrazed
Stray Animals 1
Thing - Health Hazard
This Thing is always controlled by the player with the most Junk. If two or more players are tied for the most Junk, it stays with its current owner.
Card : CashCrazed

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