Dvorak Export: Compulsive Hoarding deck

To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)

(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)

Regenerate this output, minus the cards created by a comma-separated list of users:
loadcard Rotting in your Own Filth/A/If you control 3 or more Health Hazards, you win the game.
loadcard Hoarding Professional/A/If you control 8 or more pieces of Junk, you win the game.
loadcard Kleptomaniac/A/Take a piece of Junk from any player and put it under your control.
loadcard Dumpster Diving/A/Search the discard pile for a piece of Junk and put it in your hand.
loadcard Moving Van/A/You may play as many Things as you want this turn.
loadcard Rummage Sale/A/Draw back up to your hand limit.
loadcard Property Condemnation/A/Destroy target Health Hazard.
loadcard Hammer/A/Destroy target Junk.
loadcard Property Tax/A/The player(s) with the most Junk must discard two random cards.
loadcard Old Newspapers/T/Hey, it says JFK was shot!
loadcard Baby Clothes/T/You might have a kid someday!
loadcard Torn-Up Couch/T/There's only three springs sticking out!
loadcard Eight-Track Collection/T/Disco's coming back, baby!
loadcard Broken Piano/T/Half the keys still work!
loadcard Dead Christmas Tree/T/It'll save me buying another one six months from now!
loadcard Movie Action Figures/T/They'll be collectibles someday!
loadcard Pile of Beer Cans/T/They're worth a dollar recycled if I can get enough!
loadcard Busted TV/T/I'll get it fixed tommorow, I swear!
loadcard 80s Clothes/T/It's just a matter of time before they come back in style!
loadcard Leftover Food/T/Microwave it and it's just as good as before!
loadcard Dirty Dishes/T/I'll do 'em on Friday, now leave me alone!
loadcard Football Equipment/T/I used this in high school, 20 years ago!
loadcard Commodore Computer/T/It has an entire 64K of memory!
loadcard Magazine Collection/T/I'll get to reading 'em again someday!
loadcard Cockroaches (4)/T/They're not hurting anyone.
loadcard Mold Culture (4)/T/It's like a science experiment in my own living room.
loadcard Rotting Garbage (3)/T/I'll take it out tommorow, I promise.
loadcard Rodents (3)/T/They clean up the food I drop on the floor.
loadcard Dust Mites (2)/T/You can't even see 'em; what's the harm?
loadcard Stray Animals (1)/T/This Thing is always controlled by the player with the most Junk. If two or more players are tied for the most Junk, it stays with its current owner.
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