To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Rotting in your Own Filth/A/If you control 3 or more Health Hazards, you win the game.skipcard Hoarding Professional/A/If you control 8 or more pieces of Junk, you win the game.skipcard Kleptomaniac/A/Take a piece of Junk from any player and put it under your control.skipcard Dumpster Diving/A/Search the discard pile for a piece of Junk and put it in your hand.skipcard Moving Van/A/You may play as many Things as you want this turn.skipcard Rummage Sale/A/Draw back up to your hand limit.skipcard Property Condemnation/A/Destroy target Health Hazard.skipcard Hammer/A/Destroy target Junk.skipcard Property Tax/A/The player(s) with the most Junk must discard two random cards.skipcard Old Newspapers/T/Hey, it says JFK was shot!skipcard Baby Clothes/T/You might have a kid someday!skipcard Torn-Up Couch/T/There's only three springs sticking out!skipcard Eight-Track Collection/T/Disco's coming back, baby!skipcard Broken Piano/T/Half the keys still work!skipcard Dead Christmas Tree/T/It'll save me buying another one six months from now!skipcard Movie Action Figures/T/They'll be collectibles someday!skipcard Pile of Beer Cans/T/They're worth a dollar recycled if I can get enough!skipcard Busted TV/T/I'll get it fixed tommorow, I swear!skipcard 80s Clothes/T/It's just a matter of time before they come back in style!skipcard Leftover Food/T/Microwave it and it's just as good as before!skipcard Dirty Dishes/T/I'll do 'em on Friday, now leave me alone!skipcard Football Equipment/T/I used this in high school, 20 years ago!skipcard Commodore Computer/T/It has an entire 64K of memory!skipcard Magazine Collection/T/I'll get to reading 'em again someday!skipcard Cockroaches (4)/T/They're not hurting anyone.skipcard Mold Culture (4)/T/It's like a science experiment in my own living room.skipcard Rotting Garbage (3)/T/I'll take it out tommorow, I promise.skipcard Rodents (3)/T/They clean up the food I drop on the floor.skipcard Dust Mites (2)/T/You can't even see 'em; what's the harm?skipcard Stray Animals (1)/T/This Thing is always controlled by the player with the most Junk. If two or more players are tied for the most Junk, it stays with its current owner.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Compulsive Hoarding deck into the Dvorak Engine.