To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Blue Eyes White Dragon (+10)/T/You must destroy at least 10 points of things you control when you play this.<BR> Action: Eliminate an opponent!skipcard Postpone Judgement/A/Destroy all things that say Win, Lose, or Eliminate. Each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that say the above.skipcard El Kabong!/A/You may only play this card if you are a True Guitar Hero.<BR>Eliminate a Player!skipcard Rum (+4)/T/If Rum is destroyed, you may say "But why is the rum gone?"<BR>If you do, draw a card.skipcard Encore/A/This card is a copy of the last action played.<BR>(Note that "Action:" abilities are actions.)skipcard Menergy/T/At the beginning of a male player's turn, he may draw an extra card. If he doesn't, he may play an extra action or thing this turn.skipcard Pilferers For Hire (-2)/T/Action: Take control of a thing. <BR>At then end of your turn, give this card to the next player.skipcard XY Transmogrification/A/Choose any number of players. For the duration of the game, their genders are changed.skipcard Draw 2/T/At the beginning of a player's turn, they draw 2 cards instead of 1.skipcard Fascism (-3)/T/Action: Take control of a thing.<BR>Thing: Take control of a thing.<BR>When you control more than 7 things, you Win!skipcard Advanced Reconaissance/A/Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put any of them on top or bottom of the deck in any order.skipcard I Am Spartacus/A/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard I Am Spartacus/A/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard I Am Spartacus/A/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard I Am Spartacus/A/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard I Am Spartacus/A/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard I Am Spartacus/A/Take a thing from each player.<BR>You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.skipcard Electrostatic Bolt/A/An opponent discards 2 cards.skipcard Duplicate (?)/T/Right before you play Duplicate, it becomes a copy of a thing in play.skipcard Rocket Launcher (+2)/T/Equipped thing has <BR>"Action: Destroy a thing."skipcard End of the Game/A/If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!skipcard End of the Game/A/If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!skipcard End of the Game/A/If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!skipcard Anarchy/A/Destroy all new rules.skipcard Second Hand Store (+2)/T/Your maximum hand size is doubled.skipcard Meltdown/A/Discard a card. Everyone else discards two.skipcard Form of the Mime (+5)/T/If you talk, destroy Form of the Mime.skipcard Cursed Aztec Gold (+25)/T/You cannot be eliminated. You cannot win unless everyone else is eliminated.skipcard Girl Power/T/At the beginning of a female player's turn, she may draw an extra card. If she doesn't, she may play an extra action or thing this turn.skipcard Trust Me, You're Not Spartacus./A/Play this anytime. Anyone who claimed to be Spartacus this turn must discard their hand if they didn't control Spartacus.skipcard Ladies' Knight (+3)/T/Things you control that aren't Ladies' Knight cannot be destroyed.<BR>This comes into play with 2 shining armor counters on it. If it would be destroyed, remove a counter instead.<BR>Only play this card if you are female.skipcard Lights (+3)/T/If you control things named Lights and Camera, you may play an extra action each turn if you say "Lights, Camera, Action!" when you play it.skipcard Mr. Clean (+2)/T/This comes into play with 3 counters on it.<BR>At any time, you may remove a counter from Mr. Clean to render any card totally blank except for "Type - Subtype". A blanked card will return to normal when it goes back to the deck.<BR>Action and Thing: Put a counter on Mr. Clean.skipcard Arms Race/A/Each person may play a thing.skipcard Ultimate Nuclear Detonation/A/Destroy all things and New Rules.skipcard Level Up! (EXP)/T/Whenever you play a card, put an EXP counter on Level Up.<BR>Your Maximum hand size is increased by 1 for every 3 EXP, to a maximum of +5.<BR>This card is worth 1 point for each EXP counter.skipcard Raindrops on Roses/A/Search the deck for a thing and play it.<BR>This card counts as playing an Action and a Thing.skipcard Astonishing Sexiness/A/Your Astonishing Sexiness allows you to control an opponent's next turn. If they are the same sex as you, this card does nothing.skipcard Mysterious Ticking Noise (+10)/T/This comes into play with 10 counters on it. At the beginning of each turn, remove one.<BR>This card is worth 1 less point for each counter.<BR>When this has no counters, Equipped thing's controller is Eliminated!<BR>And destroy the equipped thing, too.skipcard Modifications/A/Play this anytime. Choose a card whose text you can see. For the remainder of the game, that card's text is modified as follows:<BR>You may add, delete, or change any single word.skipcard Brainfreeze/A/Everyone discards their hand and draws a card.skipcard The Wrath of Mr. Lowery/A/Destroy all things controlled by a player. All players must vote on the target player. Only you may change your vote and you cannot be voted for.skipcard Fatal Circuitry Flaw/T/You may play this onto a thing with an "Action:" or similiar ability just as its controller attempts to use it.<BR>Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of equipped thing's abilities.skipcard Ice Blast/A/Target Player loses a turn.skipcard Spartacus (+5)/T/No one else can play I Am Spartacus.<BR>If you play I Am Spartacus, destroy Spartacus and the end of your turn.skipcard Eastern Europe (+8)/T/skipcard Gimme That!/A/Look at an opponent's hand. Take a card and play it.skipcard Nirvana/T/Nirvana cannot be destroyed.<BR>If you have no cards in your hand and no other things in play, You Win!skipcard Sic Semper Tyrannis/A/If a player has more points than anyone else, that player destroys thing he controls until this is no longer the case.skipcard Birthday Party (+3)/T/When you play Birthday Party, each opponent searches the deck for a card and adds it to your hand.skipcard Google (+2)/T/Whenever you would draw a card, you may discard 2 cards instead. If you do, search the deck for 3 cards. The next player chooses one of them and puts it in your hand. Discard the other two.skipcard Newborn Baby (+5)/T/Anyone who destroys this is a horrible, terrible person. Eliminate them!skipcard Gotta Catch'em All!/A/If you control all things in play and at least 4, you Win!skipcard "Band Ten Hut!"/A/You must say "Band Ten Hut!" as you play this. The last opponent to say "Go!" must destroy 3 things he controls. If everyone says it at about the same time, nothing happens.<BR>(This card is Lowery-related.)skipcard Lightning-Quick Robbery/A/Play this only when someone plays a card. prevent it from being played and put it in your hand.skipcard Guitar Solo/A/You may only play this if you are a True Guitar Hero.<BR>You may play 10 extra actions/things this turn.skipcard Edict of Mr. Lowery/A/Search the deck for a New Rule and play it.skipcard Marijuana (+4)/T/If everyone has controlled Marijuana since it was last played, Everyone Wins!skipcard Breathtaking Sexiness/A/All players of the opposite sex lose a turn.skipcard Copycat (+1)/T/Equipped thing has all "Action:" and similiar abilities of all things in play.skipcard Santa's Workshop (+6)/T/At the end of your turn, put a toy token that is worth 1 point into play for each opponent and give those toys to them while saying "Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas!"skipcard Borrow Without Permission/A/Gain control of a thing.skipcard Infinity Energy Blast Wave of Utter Annhialation and Destruction/A/Destroy a thing.skipcard The Guitar of Heroes (+6)/T/You are a True Guitar Hero.skipcard Gentleman's Club (+3)/T/Action: Destroy a thing.<BR>Play this only if you are male.skipcard X-Ray Goggles (+2)/T/At any time, you may look at a player's hand. If that player is not the same sex, they may destroy this.skipcard I Am Wiser Than All Gods and Scientists/A/Draw 3 cards. You have no maximum hand size this turn.skipcard The Finger (+1)/T/At any time during your turn, you may give an opponent The Finger (This finger). That player discards a card.skipcard Camera (+3)/T/Once during your turn, you may look at an opponent's hand.skipcard Lottery Ticket/A/Roll two dice. On a 7, you Win!skipcard Temporary Insanity/A/Target player must play one random card next turn.skipcard Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer (+5)/T/If this is in your hand at the beginning of your turn, return it to your hand at the end of your turn, wherever it is.<BR>Thing: Eliminate a player!skipcard The Infinity Vortex/T/At the end of each player's turn, they discard a card and place it underneath The Infinity Vortex. These cards are not considered "in play".<BR>If Infinity Vortex is destroyed, Each player, beginning with you, plays a random card from under Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left.skipcard Armor Plating (+1)/T/If equipped thing would be destroyed, destroy Armor Plating instead.skipcard Backwards/T/Play order is reversed, and the beginning and end of turns are switched.<BR>Yes, the turn you play this has two beginnings and no end.skipcard Proletariat Revolution/A/If a player has at least 5 more points than everyone else combined and at least twice as many as 2nd place, eliminate them!skipcard Hurricane Bob/A/Randomly rearrange everyone's things so that each player has as many as they did.skipcard The United Nations Building (+2)/T/This belongs to all players. Cards cannot be played unless they target the UN building or everyone agrees on it.skipcard Play 3/T/Players may play an extra action or thing each turn.skipcard Mind Explosion/A/Draw 2 cards or each opponent discards a card.skipcard Spam Attack/A/Draw and reveal five cards; an opponent chooses one of them, and you get to play five copies of it. Discard the other four.skipcard This New Rule Sucks/A/Destroy a New Rule.skipcard Vicious Balance/A/Everyone but the player with the fewest cards discards cards randomly until everyone has the same number of cards.skipcard Energy Drink/A/You may play 2 extra cards this turn. Take another turn, then skip your next turn.skipcard Limited Options/T/At the beginning of each player's turn, before drawing a card, that player sets aside his hand and chooses a random card from it. He gets his hand back at the end of the turn.skipcard Jordan (+10)/T/When you play Jordan, you Lose unless you are a True Guitar Hero indeed.<BR>Action: You Win!skipcard Stalin's Might/A/Destroy Fascism and take control of Eastern Europe. If you have done both using this card, you Win!skipcard Dumpster Diving/A/Add one of the three bottom cards of the discard pile to your hand.skipcard The Thing (+1)/T/skipcard Blast Furnace (+3)/T/At any time, you may destroy a thing you control other than Blast Furnace and draw a card.skipcard Black Lotus (+3)/T/At any time, you may choose a color and put 3 (color) mana tokens worth +1 each into play. Destroy Black Lotus.skipcard The Giant Egg (+1)/T/When you play this, sit on it. if you ever stop sitting on it, it's ability cannot be used while it remains in play.<BR>Action: Put a Hatch counter on the Giant Egg. If it has 3 counters, You Win!skipcard Max Hand Size 3/T/Maximum hand size is now 3.skipcard Lowery's Seal of Approval (+5)/T/Equipped thing and Mr. Lowery's Seal are indestructible. You and your things cannot be negatively affected by Lowery-related cards.skipcard Handshaking/A/Shuffle everyone's hands together and deal everyone a new hand.skipcard Memo From Your Future Self: "Don't Do It!"/T/When someone plays something, you may destroy this and send their card to the discard pile. It has no effect.skipcard Time Cube (+4)/T/At the beginning of your turn, you may destroy Time Cube. If you do, take 3 extra beginnings of your turn, play up to 6 extra actions or things, and 3 extra ends of your turn.skipcard Mystery Box (+2)/T/If this is destroyed, draw a card and play it.skipcard Cluttered Thinking/A/Each opponent discards a random card for each thing he controls.skipcard Superweapon Research/A/Search the deck for all of the following and put them on top of the deck in random order: The Guitar of Heroes, Blue Eyes White Dragon, Mjolnir, all 3 End of the Games, Mysterious Ticking Noise, Fascism, Time Cube, The Giant Egg, Proletariat Revolution, Modifications, Gotta Catch'em All!@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Chippy's deck into the Dvorak Engine.