Dvorak Export: Cheese! deck

Nacho Cheese Thing - Cheese Drizzly... www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Feta Thing - Cheese Crumbly! www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Mozzarella Thing - Cheese Goes great on pizza! www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Cream Cheese Thing - Cheese Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Monster Muenster Thing - Cheese Scarily good. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Swiss Thing - Cheese This cheese has HOLES! www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Pinball Cheez Whiz Thing - Cheese He sure plays a mean pinball. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Brie Thing - Cheese A hunk-a creamy cheese for you :) www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Gouda Thing - Cheese This is a round cheese. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Goat Cheese Thing - Cheese Baahh!! (editors note: confused goat) www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Provolone Thing - Cheese Bland, but aged. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Pepperjack Thing - Cheese Hot stuff ;) www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Taco Cheese Thing - Cheese Add more cheese to that taco! www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Vermont Cheddar Thing - Cheese Whitey. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Cheddar Cheddar Thing - Cheese Action: Anyone with a non-English Cheddar in play must discard it. Real cheese comes from England. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Bleu Cheese Thing - Cheese (moldy) There is no caption on this cheese. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Gorgonzola Thing - Cheese (moldy) Crumble-ievable! www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Moldy Cheese Thing - Cheese (moldy) Special: Destroy one cheese you have in play. This card counts as two Thing - Cheese (moldy). Can't even tell what kind it is! www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Mold Thing - Spoilage Play this card on another player's cheese. That cheese does not count towards their victory while this card is in play. May not be played on a moldy cheese. When this card leaves play, whatever cheese it was last attached to counts as a moldy cheese. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Matzo Thing - Cracker Only counts towards victory if you control 5 cheeses. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Crackers Thing - Cracker Iss hawd to tawk wif my mouf full of cwackuss. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Ritz Thing - Cracker Ritz it up. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Saltine Thing - Cracker When this comes into play, choose one of your cheeses in play. That cheese now counts double. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Cheese and Crackers Thing - Cracker Counts as both a food and a cheese. Cannot be targeted by actions which target Thing - Cheese. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Water Thing - Beverage www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Fru-fru Expensive Beer Thing - Beverage You can barely afford this beer: discard one of your cheeses when you play it. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Riesling Thing - Beverage Does not count as a food unless you have Brie, Gouda, or Swiss in play. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Cheesecake Thing - Food Counts as both a food and a cheese. May be targeted by actions which target cheeses. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Tortilla Chips Thing - Food Does not count towards your food requirement unless you have Nacho Cheese or a melted cheese in play. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Cheez-Its Thing - Food Counts as both a food and a cheese. May be targeted by actions which target cheeses. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Ritz-Bits Thing - Food Worth three foods, but only if you also have Ritz in play. Otherwise, counts as zero foods. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Grapes Thing - Food Mmmm. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Macaroni Thing - Food Shells, most likely. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Refrigerator Thing Protects your cheeses from the effects of any spoilage. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Powdered Cheese Mix Thing If you have Water in play, this counts as a cheese. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Velveeta Thing Counts as a cheese if you have Macaroni in play. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Lunchbox Thing When this card comes into play, choose one of your cheeses in play. As long as this card remains in play, that cheese is protected from any spoilage. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Lactose Intolerance Action Select a player who must discard all in-play cheese. If you have any cheese in play, select one to lose to spoilage. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Microwave Action Select one of your cheeses to melt. Melting does not remove it from play. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Cheese Wiz Action Choose one of your cheeses in play. This no longer counts as a cheese; instead, it counts as a food. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Spoiled Cheese Action Select a victim player. Select one of his/her cheeses; this cheese is lost to spoilage. If that player has a Rodent in their hand, they must also discard it. Cannot target moldy cheese. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Replicator Action Make a copy of any food or cheese in play and put it into play under your control. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Cheese Bandit Action Take one food or cheese from another player's control and put it into your hand. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Police Action May be played immediately, not just on your turn. Still counts as your action for your next turn. When someone plays Cheese Bandit, you may confiscate the evidence. The food or cheese they stole goes into your hand instead. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Yeast Action Turn a Matzo you control into Bread, which does not have the 5-cheese restriction. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Cheese Grater Action Turn any cheese in play into two identical cheeses. Cannot target melted cheeses. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Rodent Action Steal one cheese from another player and put it into play under your control. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Wine Action Add a generic food item to your control, but lose your next turn due to hangover. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Cheese Spreader Action For each cracker you control, double the cheese value of one cheese you control. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Partygoer Matt Action Matt eats a player's cheese. Choose any cheese under anyone's control to discard. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Partygoer Jeremy Action One cheese under anyone's control becomes a Coconut instead. This counts as a food. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Partygoer Katie Action Katie shows up, gets drunk, and eats half of someone's cheese. Round down--she's small. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	U-Turn Action Play immediately, not just on your turn. Counts as your action for your current or next turn. Reverse the last action that targeted you or something you control; play it on the original action's controller. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Reverse Card Action Play immediately, not just on your turn. Counts as your action for your current or next turn. Reverse the last action that targeted you or something you control; discard it. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

RaNdOm! Action Each player needs to count how many Things they have in play. Do not count Things which are attached to other Things (like Mold). Instead, remember which Thing they target. Collect all in-play Things from all players, shuffle them, and redistribute them so that each player has the same number they originally had. Finally, determine who got each targeted Thing and reattach the effect Things (so if Player A had Feta with a Mold card, now that Player B has Feta, that Feta is still Mold-y). www.dvorakgame.co.uk	To The Left Action All players pass all played cards to the player on their left. Editors note: when this card was created, its picture was a huge arrow that pointed to the right. Not sure why. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Dumpster Diving Action Root through the discard pile and take any card of your choice into your hand. If it is a Thing, you may play it this turn as your Thing. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Google Action Take anyone's played Thing card and place it into play under your control. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	New Rule Action Starting with you and moving in the opposite direction to how you take turns, each player may add a rule without requiring a vote, or may veto any rule which has been proposed because of this card. When the last player has made or vetoed a rule, you receive one more veto if you desire (even if you already made a rule at the beginning). www.dvorakgame.co.uk

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