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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Nacho Cheese cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese Drizzly... Feta cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese Crumbly! Mozzarella cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese Goes great on pizza! Cream Cheese cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania. Monster Muenster cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese Scarily good. Swiss cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese This cheese has HOLES! Pinball Cheez Whiz cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese He sure plays a mean pinball. Brie cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese A hunk-a creamy cheese for you :) Gouda cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese This is a round cheese. Goat Cheese cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese Baahh!! (editors note: confused goat) Provolone cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese Bland, but aged. Pepperjack cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese Hot stuff ;) Taco Cheese cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese Add more cheese to that taco! Vermont Cheddar cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese Whitey. Cheddar Cheddar cheese thing_cheese Thing - Cheese Action: Anyone with a non-English Cheddar in play must discard it. Real cheese comes from England. Bleu Cheese cheese thing_cheese_moldy_ Thing - Cheese (moldy) There is no caption on this cheese. Gorgonzola cheese thing_cheese_moldy_ Thing - Cheese (moldy) Crumble-ievable! Moldy Cheese cheese thing_cheese_moldy_ Thing - Cheese (moldy) Special: Destroy one cheese you have in play. This card counts as two Thing - Cheese (moldy). Can't even tell what kind it is! Mold cheese thing_spoilage Thing - Spoilage Play this card on another player's cheese. That cheese does not count towards their victory while this card is in play. May not be played on a moldy cheese. When this card leaves play, whatever cheese it was last attached to counts as a moldy cheese. Matzo cheese thing_cracker Thing - Cracker Only counts towards victory if you control 5 cheeses. Crackers cheese thing_cracker Thing - Cracker Iss hawd to tawk wif my mouf full of cwackuss. Ritz cheese thing_cracker Thing - Cracker Ritz it up. Saltine cheese thing_cracker Thing - Cracker When this comes into play, choose one of your cheeses in play. That cheese now counts double. Cheese and Crackers cheese thing_cracker Thing - Cracker Counts as both a food and a cheese. Cannot be targeted by actions which target Thing - Cheese. Water cheese thing_beverage Thing - Beverage Fru-fru Expensive Beer cheese thing_beverage Thing - Beverage You can barely afford this beer: discard one of your cheeses when you play it. Riesling cheese thing_beverage Thing - Beverage Does not count as a food unless you have Brie, Gouda, or Swiss in play. Cheesecake cheese thing_food Thing - Food Counts as both a food and a cheese. May be targeted by actions which target cheeses. Tortilla Chips cheese thing_food Thing - Food Does not count towards your food requirement unless you have Nacho Cheese or a melted cheese in play. Cheez-Its cheese thing_food Thing - Food Counts as both a food and a cheese. May be targeted by actions which target cheeses. Ritz-Bits cheese thing_food Thing - Food Worth three foods, but only if you also have Ritz in play. Otherwise, counts as zero foods. Grapes cheese thing_food Thing - Food Mmmm. Macaroni cheese thing_food Thing - Food Shells, most likely. Refrigerator cheese thing Thing Protects your cheeses from the effects of any spoilage. Powdered Cheese Mix cheese thing Thing If you have Water in play, this counts as a cheese. Velveeta cheese thing Thing Counts as a cheese if you have Macaroni in play. Lunchbox cheese thing Thing When this card comes into play, choose one of your cheeses in play. As long as this card remains in play, that cheese is protected from any spoilage. Lactose Intolerance cheese action Action Select a player who must discard all in-play cheese. If you have any cheese in play, select one to lose to spoilage. Microwave cheese action Action Select one of your cheeses to melt. Melting does not remove it from play. Cheese Wiz cheese action Action Choose one of your cheeses in play. This no longer counts as a cheese; instead, it counts as a food. Spoiled Cheese cheese action Action Select a victim player. Select one of his/her cheeses; this cheese is lost to spoilage. If that player has a Rodent in their hand, they must also discard it. Cannot target moldy cheese. Replicator cheese action Action Make a copy of any food or cheese in play and put it into play under your control. Cheese Bandit cheese action Action Take one food or cheese from another player's control and put it into your hand. Police cheese action Action May be played immediately, not just on your turn. Still counts as your action for your next turn. When someone plays Cheese Bandit, you may confiscate the evidence. The food or cheese they stole goes into your hand instead. Yeast cheese action Action Turn a Matzo you control into Bread, which does not have the 5-cheese restriction. Cheese Grater cheese action Action Turn any cheese in play into two identical cheeses. Cannot target melted cheeses. Rodent cheese action Action Steal one cheese from another player and put it into play under your control. Wine cheese action Action Add a generic food item to your control, but lose your next turn due to hangover. Cheese Spreader cheese action Action For each cracker you control, double the cheese value of one cheese you control. Partygoer Matt cheese action Action Matt eats a player's cheese. Choose any cheese under anyone's control to discard. Partygoer Jeremy cheese action Action One cheese under anyone's control becomes a Coconut instead. This counts as a food. Partygoer Katie cheese action Action Katie shows up, gets drunk, and eats half of someone's cheese. Round down--she's small. U-Turn cheese action Action Play immediately, not just on your turn. Counts as your action for your current or next turn. Reverse the last action that targeted you or something you control; play it on the original action's controller. Reverse Card cheese action Action Play immediately, not just on your turn. Counts as your action for your current or next turn. Reverse the last action that targeted you or something you control; discard it. RaNdOm! cheese action Action Each player needs to count how many Things they have in play. Do not count Things which are attached to other Things (like Mold). Instead, remember which Thing they target. Collect all in-play Things from all players, shuffle them, and redistribute them so that each player has the same number they originally had. Finally, determine who got each targeted Thing and reattach the effect Things (so if Player A had Feta with a Mold card, now that Player B has Feta, that Feta is still Mold-y). To The Left cheese action Action All players pass all played cards to the player on their left. Editors note: when this card was created, its picture was a huge arrow that pointed to the right. Not sure why. Dumpster Diving cheese action Action Root through the discard pile and take any card of your choice into your hand. If it is a Thing, you may play it this turn as your Thing. Google cheese action Action Take anyone's played Thing card and place it into play under your control. New Rule cheese action Action Starting with you and moving in the opposite direction to how you take turns, each player may add a rule without requiring a vote, or may veto any rule which has been proposed because of this card. When the last player has made or vetoed a rule, you receive one more veto if you desire (even if you already made a rule at the beginning).