To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
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loadcard The Planets Align/A/Play only if there is a positive even integer number (2, 4, 6, etc.) of Chaotic Things in play. Flip a coin. If heads, you win; if tails, destroy a random Chaotic Thing.
loadcard Tangled Cords (C)/T/
loadcard Scattered Pool Balls (C)/T/
loadcard Snowstorm (C)/T/
loadcard Overflowing Sink (C)/T/
loadcard Clock (O)/T/
loadcard Folded Towels (O)/T/
loadcard Level Picture Frame (O)/T/
loadcard Food Fight (C)/T/Action: Discard a card to make all opponents discard a random card from their hands.
loadcard Fire (C)/T/Action: Place two counters on Compressed Air if it is in play.
loadcard Compressed Air (O)/T/Any player may take an Action to place a counter on this card. If this card has any counters on it, it is Chaotic. If this card ever has four or more counters on it, this card must be destroyed and its owner must discard his entire hand.
loadcard Stacked Cups (O)/T/Any player may take an Action to make this card Chaotic. The owner of this card may skip his turn and make this card Orderly.
loadcard Silly String (O)/T/Action: Make this card Chaotic.
loadcard Sleeping Dog (O)/T/Action: Make this card Chaotic until the start of your next turn. While this card is Chaotic, its owner may not be targeted by another player. ("Let sleeping dogs lie.")
loadcard Straighten Up/A/Make a Chaotic Thing Orderly.
loadcard Entropy/A/Make an Orderly Thing Chaotic.
loadcard Time Warp/A/Shuffle a random card from your hand into the draw deck and draw two cards.
loadcard Time Schism/A/Choose an opponent to search your hand and take one card. Then, search that opponent's hand and take one card.
loadcard Balance of Power/A/Destroy a number of Orderly or Chaotic Things so that the number of Orderly and Chaotic Things are equal.
loadcard Disfunction/A/Destroy a random Orderly Thing controlled by a Target Opponent.
loadcard Recycle/A/Play only if you control at least one Orderly Thing. Search the discard pile and take one card.
@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Chaos deck into the Dvorak Engine.