Dvorak Export: Build Your Own Computer deck

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Intel Pentium 1 1
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 1 application installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.
Card : Hatkirby
Intel Pentium 2 2
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 2 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.
Card : Hatkirby
Intel Pentium 3 3
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.
Card : Hatkirby
Intel Pentium 4 4
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 4 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.
Card : Hatkirby
PowerPC 1
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Linux or Windows.
Card : Hatkirby
Intel Celeron 4
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 5 applications installed. This processor does not support Mac OS X or Windows Vista.
Card : Hatkirby
Windows 95 2
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card : Hatkirby
Windows 98 3
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card : Hatkirby
Windows XP 4
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card : Hatkirby
Windows Vista 1
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card : Hatkirby
AMD 64 1
Thing - Processor
Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Mac OS X.
Card : Hatkirby
Mac OS X 0
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card : Hatkirby
Intel Dual
Processor
Thing
This may be applied to any Intel Processor to double it's score and the number of applications it can hold.
Card : Hatkirby
RAM Deck 32/1
Thing - Memory
Card : Hatkirby
RAM Deck 64/2
Thing - Memory
Card : Hatkirby
RAM Deck 128/3
Thing - Memory
Card : Hatkirby
RAM Deck 256/4
Thing - Memory
Card : Hatkirby
RAM Deck 512/5
Thing - Memory
Card : Hatkirby
RAM Deck 1024/6
Thing - Memory
Card : Hatkirby
Memory Upgrade
Thing
Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.
Card : Hatkirby
Memory Upgrade
Thing
Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.
Card : Hatkirby
Memory Upgrade
Thing
Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.
Card : Hatkirby
Memory Upgrade
Thing
Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.
Card : Hatkirby
Hard Drive 32/1
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card : Hatkirby
Hard Drive 48/2
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card : Hatkirby
Hard Drive 64/3
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card : Hatkirby
Hard Drive 78/4
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card : Hatkirby
Hard Drive 128/5
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card : Hatkirby
Hard Drive 1024/7
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card : Hatkirby
Hard Drive 2048/8
Thing - Hard Drive
You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.
Card : Hatkirby
Gentoo Linux 6
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card : Hatkirby
Debian Linux 5
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card : Hatkirby
Ubuntu Linux 5
Thing - OS
If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.
Card : Hatkirby
Microsoft Paint 2/2/1
Thing - Application
You can only install this onto a computer with Windows installed.
Card : Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card : Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card : Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card : Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card : Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card : Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card : Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card : Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card : Hatkirby
Disk Space Upgrade
Thing
Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.
Card : Hatkirby
GPaint 2/2/1
Thing - Application
You can only install this onto a computer with Linux installed.
Card : Hatkirby
Microsoft Word 24/10/2
Thing - Application
You can only install this onto a computer with Windows or Mac OS X installed.
Card : Hatkirby
OpenOffice Writer 24/10/2
Thing - Application
You can only install this onto a computer with Linux or Mac OS X installed.
Card : Hatkirby
Internet Explorer 32/16/3
Thing - Application
You can only install this onto a computer with Windows or Mac OS X installed.
Card : Hatkirby
Mozilla Firefox 32/16/3
Thing - Application
Card : Hatkirby
Java Runtime Environment 128/64/10
Thing - Application
Card : Hatkirby
No License Key
Action
Destroy an opponent's application or OS. You may only destroy their OS if they have no applications installed.
Card : Hatkirby
Hard Drive Failure
Action
If the opponent has any applications installed, destroy one of them. If not, and the opponent has a Hard Drive Upgrade, destroy one of those. If the opponent has neither, but still has a hard drive, destroy the hard drive.
Card : Hatkirby
Blue Screen of Death
Action
Use on an opponent that has Windows installed to skip their next turn and, if possible, destroy one of their applications.
Card : Hatkirby
Kernel Panic
Action
Use on an opponent that has Linux or Mac OS X installed to skip their next turn and, if possible, destroy one of their applications.
Card : Hatkirby

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