To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Intel Pentium 1 (1)/T/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 1 application installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.skipcard Intel Pentium 2 (2)/T/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 2 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.skipcard Intel Pentium 3 (3)/T/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.skipcard Intel Pentium 4 (4)/T/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 4 applications installed. This processor does not support Windows Vista.skipcard PowerPC (1)/T/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Linux or Windows.skipcard Intel Celeron (4)/T/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 5 applications installed. This processor does not support Mac OS X or Windows Vista.skipcard Windows 95 (2)/T/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard Windows 98 (3)/T/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard Windows XP (4)/T/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard Windows Vista (1)/T/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard AMD 64 (1)/T/Every computer requires a processor. A computer can not have more than one processor. This processor can not stand having more than 3 applications installed. This processor does not support Mac OS X.skipcard Mac OS X (0)/T/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard Intel Dual<br />Processor/T/This may be applied to any Intel Processor to double it's score and the number of applications it can hold.skipcard RAM Deck (32/1)/T/skipcard RAM Deck (64/2)/T/skipcard RAM Deck (128/3)/T/skipcard RAM Deck (256/4)/T/skipcard RAM Deck (512/5)/T/skipcard RAM Deck (1024/6)/T/skipcard Memory Upgrade/T/Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.skipcard Memory Upgrade/T/Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.skipcard Memory Upgrade/T/Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.skipcard Memory Upgrade/T/Add 32 MBs of RAM to your computer.skipcard Hard Drive (32/1)/T/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard Hard Drive (48/2)/T/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard Hard Drive (64/3)/T/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard Hard Drive (78/4)/T/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard Hard Drive (128/5)/T/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard Hard Drive (1024/7)/T/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard Hard Drive (2048/8)/T/You must have a hard drive to have a complete computer, and to install any OSes/Applications.skipcard Gentoo Linux (6)/T/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard Debian Linux (5)/T/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard Ubuntu Linux (5)/T/If you wish to install applications, you require an operating system. The computer must have a processor before it gets an OS.skipcard Microsoft Paint (2/2/1)/T/You can only install this onto a computer with Windows installed.skipcard Disk Space Upgrade/T/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard Disk Space Upgrade/T/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard Disk Space Upgrade/T/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard Disk Space Upgrade/T/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard Disk Space Upgrade/T/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard Disk Space Upgrade/T/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard Disk Space Upgrade/T/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard Disk Space Upgrade/T/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard Disk Space Upgrade/T/Add 16 MBs to your total disk space.skipcard GPaint (2/2/1)/T/You can only install this onto a computer with Linux installed.skipcard Microsoft Word (24/10/2)/T/You can only install this onto a computer with Windows or Mac OS X installed.skipcard OpenOffice Writer (24/10/2)/T/You can only install this onto a computer with Linux or Mac OS X installed.skipcard Internet Explorer (32/16/3)/T/You can only install this onto a computer with Windows or Mac OS X installed.skipcard Mozilla Firefox (32/16/3)/T/skipcard Java Runtime Environment (128/64/10)/T/skipcard No License Key/A/Destroy an opponent's application or OS. You may only destroy their OS if they have no applications installed.skipcard Hard Drive Failure/A/If the opponent has any applications installed, destroy one of them. If not, and the opponent has a Hard Drive Upgrade, destroy one of those. If the opponent has neither, but still has a hard drive, destroy the hard drive.skipcard Blue Screen of Death/A/Use on an opponent that has Windows installed to skip their next turn and, if possible, destroy one of their applications.skipcard Kernel Panic/A/Use on an opponent that has Linux or Mac OS X installed to skip their next turn and, if possible, destroy one of their applications.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Build Your Own Computer deck into the Dvorak Engine.