Dvorak Export: Barbeque deck

Heineken -1 Thing -Instant -Alcohol Play on target player. Card : TheNathan	Beer 1 Thing -Instant -Alcohol Card : MrEdwardNigma	White Wine 1 Thing -Instant -Alcohol Needs to be consumed with fish. Card : MrEdwardNigma
Red Wine 1 Thing -Instant -Alcohol Needs to be consumed with meat. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Jack Daniels 2 Thing -Instant -Alcohol If The Nathan is in play, both cards are destroyed. "Gimme that bottle" Card : MrEdwardNigma	Polish Vodka 2 Thing -Instant -Alcohol Play on target player. They go temporarily blind => Each player may steal one item on the table from this player, starting with the person who played this card. Card : MrEdwardNigma
Sangria 3 Thing -Instant -Alcohol May only be played together with a Spain reference, or if you have a Spain guest in play. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Keg 3 Thing -Instant -Alcohol You cannot eat this turn. "No time, drinking" Card : MrEdwardNigma	Lame Salad 1 Thing -Instant -Vegetable Card : MrEdwardNigma

Lame Salad 1 Thing -Instant -Vegetable Card : MrEdwardNigma	Crudités is just French for lame salad 1 Thing -Instant -Vegetable You may switch this for a 2 point food, in this case the card is playable as an action. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Carrots 1 Thing -Instant -Vegetable "Nobody likes carrots" -Shone Card : MrEdwardNigma
Cucumber 2 Thing -Instant -Vegetable Flip a coin: Heads: 2 points, as normal. Tails: bloody diarrhea => lose 2 points instead. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Cigarette 1 Thing -Instant One player of your choice loses his appetite this round. Card : TheNathan	Bun 1 Thing -Instant You gain an extra point if you consume this with a burger. Card : MrEdwardNigma
Pasta Salad 3 Thing -Instant Card : MrEdwardNigma	Bacon Rod 2/1 Thing -BBQ -Meat -Pork "Because, hey, bacon on a stick!" Card : Ace	Garlic Bread 2/1 Thing -BBQ You lose one guest due to halitosis. Card : MrEdwardNigma

Burger 2/2 Thing -BBQ -Meat -Beef Card : MrEdwardNigma	Burger 2/2 Thing -BBQ -Meat -Beef Card : MrEdwardNigma	Burger 2/2 Thing -BBQ -Meat -Beef "The card should say Burger-King, not Burger-Thing!" Card : MrEdwardNigma
Veggie Burger 2/2 Thing -BBQ "An abomination against nature" Card : MrEdwardNigma	Sardines 2/2 Thing -BBQ -Fish Card : MrEdwardNigma	Chicken Wings 2/2 Thing -BBQ -Poultry You gain an extra point if you control Hot Sauce. Card : MrEdwardNigma
Sausages 2/2 Thing -BBQ -Meat -Pork Easily Divided: 2 points for you, 1 point for a player of your choice. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Salmon 2/3 Thing -BBQ -Fish Card : MrEdwardNigma	Corn on the Cob 2/4 Thing -BBQ -Vegetable You may spend extra turns cooking this to butter it. If you do, each extra turn makes this food worth an extra point. Card : MrEdwardNigma

Pigeon 2/5 Thing -BBQ -Poultry Card : MrEdwardNigma	Scampi Delicacy 3/1 Thing -BBQ -Fish Card : TheNathan	Bacon!!! 3/2 Thing -BBQ -Meat -Pork "Food of the gods" Card : Ace
Roadkill 3/2 Thing -BBQ -Meat Flip a coin: Heads: 3 points, as normal. Tails: Puking => lose 2 points instead. "No idea what this is, but hey, free food!" Card : MrEdwardNigma	Baked Banana 3/2 Thing -BBQ May only be consumed as dessert (to finish the game). Card : MrEdwardNigma	Duck! 3/3 Thing -BBQ -Poultry May be used as an action card instead to ignore the effect of one action on you. Card : MrEdwardNigma
Skunk Steak 3/3 Thing -BBQ -Meat Discard all guests in play due to awful odours. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Chicken after Three Days 3/3 Thing -BBQ -Poultry Play only if this would let you win the game. If you do not win, lose all your points. All opponents lose four as well. Card : Ace	Spare Ribs 4/3 Thing -BBQ -Meat -Pork "Have you got one to spare?" *Badum-Tish* Card : MrEdwardNigma

Red Wine Marinated Beef 4/3 Thing -BBQ -Meat -Beef -Alcohol "French" Card : MrEdwardNigma	Fatty Loin 4/3 Thing -BBQ -Meat One thing on the barbeque is destroyed. *Woosh* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!" Card : Ace	Half A Cow 5/2 Thing -BBQ -Meat -Beef Divide 4 extra points among your opponents as you see fit. This steak is just too big. Card : Ace
Octopus 8/2 Thing -BBQ -Fish Divide the eight points as fairly as possible, ignoring bonusses. Card : MrEdwardNigma	The Shone Thing -Guest -Spain If you consume alcohol, you may destroy a guest. Card : MrEdwardNigma	The Ace Thing -Guest Comes into play with 3 counters. You may ignore an action for each. "Yeah, but I have a knife" Card : MrEdwardNigma
The Vincent Thing -Guest -Spain Assign to any player when played. You may not play vegetables. "What do you mean, vegetables?" Card : MrEdwardNigma	The Arno Thing -Guest -Spain Immunity to puking. Card : MrEdwardNigma	The Nathan Thing -Guest -Spain One extra point for every vegetable consumed. Card : MrEdwardNigma

The Didier Thing -Guest -Spain Comes into play with 5 counters. For each counter you may have someone discard a card at any time due to distraction. This card may be destroyed by anyone by throwing away a cigarette. "Bump it, bump it, c'mon, bump iiiit!!" Card : MrEdwardNigma	The Atan. Thing -Guest Comes into play with 3 counters. For each counter you may have someone discard 2 cards at any time due to distraction. If The Atan and The Didier are in play at the same time, the universe is destroyed and the game must be rebooted. Only points are kept. "Have you seen this YouTube clip?" Card : MrEdwardNigma	The Muslim Thing -Guest Assign to any player when played. You may not eat pork. Card : MrEdwardNigma
The Hippie Thing -Guest Assign to any player when played. You may not eat fish, meat and poultry. Can be discarded by throwing away a vegetable. "Go, fetch!" Card : MrEdwardNigma	Designated Driver Thing -Guest Assign to any player when played. You may not consume alcohol. Card : Ace	Captain Cook Thing -Guest Reduce your cooking costs by 1, you can never go below 1 turn of cooking. Card : Ace
The Colonel Thing -Guest All poultry you eat gives double points. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Incredibly Hot Sauce. Thing For all barbeque foods you eat you may flip a coin: Heads: Double the points. Tails: Destroy the food. Card : Ace	Mad Cow Disease Thing There may be no beef on the table! Playable as action: if played when someone eats beef this player must discard their hand. Card : MrEdwardNigma

Binge Drinking Action Consume all alcohol in your hand at the same time (show your hand to prove this!). Card : MrEdwardNigma	Burnt Meat Action One barbeque food is destroyed. Card : TheNathan	Ants! Ants! Action One piece of meat is destroyed. Card : MrEdwardNigma
Lighter Fuel Spillage Action Destroys three things in play. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Water Fight Action The barbeque is doused => cooking times reset. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Playing With Fire Action All barbeque food is stalled one turn due to people stealing the lighter fluid for entertainment. Card : MrEdwardNigma
Heavy Rain Action Everything on the barbeque is destroyed. Card : TheNathan	Gross Negligence Action Everything on the barbeque is destroyed. Card : MrEdwardNigma	One Glass Too Many Action Target alcohol consuming player loses 3 points due to puking. Card : MrEdwardNigma

Sea, Food! Action Target player with points over 10 loses 5 points (needs to be used while consuming a food) due to puking. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Incredibly Nasty Campfire Story Action Opponents of your choice pukes up 6 points, all other players lose 2. Card : Ace	Swimming Pool Action -Spain Target player gets a chair chucked at their head and loses 2 points. Card : MrEdwardNigma
Water Balloon Counter Action -Spain Cancel target action. "Duck!" "Oh, I like duck" Card : Ace	Blackened Upper Body Action -Spain Target opponent loses a turn to go wash. Card : MrEdwardNigma	"It Looks Ready To Me" Action Consume a barbeque food before it is done cooking for one point less. Card : MrEdwardNigma
Everything's Better Onna Stick Action One consumed barbeque food is worth an extra point. Card : MrEdwardNigma	BBQ, A Poem By AM Action You may throw one guest onto the barbeque. They are worth 5 points and take 4 turns to cook. "All those people, all that blood, come what may, not what should" Card : MrEdwardNigma	"There's Nothing Wrong With This" Action You may retrieve the top food from the discard pile and put it into play. "You're not gonna throw that away, are you?" Card : MrEdwardNigma

The Bum Action Target opponent hands you one thing from the barbeque which would be finished this turn. "Please?" Card : Ace	King Salami Action Divide one barbeque food between you and the owner (the points are split evenly, rounded down). Card : MrEdwardNigma	Raccoon Burglary Action Target player loses 2 random cards. Card : MrEdwardNigma
Cooler Run Action Draw 2 cards. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Cooler Run Action Draw 2 cards. Card : MrEdwardNigma	Supermarket Run Action Draw 3 cards. "Anyone got a car? Anyone NOT drunk?" Card : Ace

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