To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
skipcard Heineken (-1)/T/Play on target player. skipcard Beer (1)/T/ skipcard White Wine (1)/T/Needs to be consumed with fish. skipcard Red Wine (1)/T/Needs to be consumed with meat. skipcard Jack Daniels (2)/T/If <i>The Nathan</i> is in play, both cards are destroyed. (""Gimme that bottle"") skipcard Polish Vodka (2)/T/Play on target player. They go temporarily blind => Each player may steal one item on the table from this player, starting with the person who played this card. skipcard Sangria (3)/T/May only be played together with a Spain reference, or if you have a Spain guest in play. skipcard Keg (3)/T/You cannot eat this turn. (""No time, drinking"") skipcard Lame Salad (1)/T/ skipcard Lame Salad (1)/T/ skipcard Crudités is just French for lame salad (1)/T/You may switch this for a 2 point food, in this case the card is playable as an action. skipcard Carrots (1)/T/ (""Nobody likes carrots" -Shone") skipcard Cucumber (2)/T/Flip a coin: Heads: 2 points, as normal. Tails: bloody diarrhea => lose 2 points instead. skipcard Cigarette (1)/T/One player of your choice loses his appetite this round. skipcard Bun (1)/T/You gain an extra point if you consume this with a burger. skipcard Pasta Salad (3)/T/ skipcard Bacon Rod (2/1)/T/ (""Because, hey, bacon on a stick!"") skipcard Garlic Bread (2/1)/T/You lose one guest due to halitosis. skipcard Burger (2/2)/T/ skipcard Burger (2/2)/T/ skipcard Burger (2/2)/T/ (""The card should say Burger-King, not Burger-Thing!"") skipcard Veggie Burger (2/2)/T/ (""An abomination against nature"") skipcard Sardines (2/2)/T/ skipcard Chicken Wings (2/2)/T/You gain an extra point if you control Hot Sauce. skipcard Sausages (2/2)/T/Easily Divided: 2 points for you, 1 point for a player of your choice. skipcard Salmon (2/3)/T/ skipcard Corn on the Cob (2/4)/T/You may spend extra turns cooking this to butter it. If you do, each extra turn makes this food worth an extra point. skipcard Pigeon (2/5)/T/ skipcard Scampi Delicacy (3/1)/T/ skipcard Bacon!!! (3/2)/T/ (""Food of the gods"") skipcard Roadkill (3/2)/T/Flip a coin: Heads: 3 points, as normal. Tails: Puking => lose 2 points instead. (""No idea what this is, but hey, free food!"") skipcard Baked Banana (3/2)/T/May only be consumed as dessert (to finish the game). skipcard Duck! (3/3)/T/May be used as an action card instead to ignore the effect of one action on you. skipcard Skunk Steak (3/3)/T/Discard <i>all</i> guests in play due to awful odours. skipcard Chicken after Three Days (3/3)/T/Play only if this would let you win the game. If you do not win, lose all your points. All opponents lose four as well. skipcard Spare Ribs (4/3)/T/ (""Have you got one to spare?" *Badum-Tish*") skipcard Red Wine Marinated Beef (4/3)/T/ (""French"") skipcard Fatty Loin (4/3)/T/One thing on the barbeque is destroyed. ("*Woosh* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!"") skipcard Half A Cow (5/2)/T/Divide 4 extra points among your opponents as you see fit. This steak is just too big. skipcard Octopus (8/2)/T/Divide the eight points as fairly as possible, ignoring bonusses. skipcard The Shone/T/If you consume alcohol, you may destroy a guest. skipcard The Ace/T/Comes into play with 3 counters. You may ignore an action for each. (""Yeah, but I have a knife"") skipcard The Vincent/T/Assign to any player when played. You may not play vegetables. (""What do you mean, vegetables?"") skipcard The Arno/T/Immunity to puking. skipcard The Nathan/T/One extra point for every vegetable consumed. skipcard The Didier/T/Comes into play with 5 counters. For each counter you may have someone discard a card at any time due to distraction. This card may be destroyed by anyone by throwing away a cigarette. (""Bump it, bump it, c'mon, bump iiiit!!"") skipcard The Atan./T/Comes into play with 3 counters. For each counter you may have someone discard 2 cards at any time due to distraction. If The Atan and The Didier are in play at the same time, the universe is destroyed and the game must be rebooted. Only points are kept. (""Have you seen this YouTube clip?"") skipcard The Muslim/T/Assign to any player when played. You may not eat pork. skipcard The Hippie/T/Assign to any player when played. You may not eat fish, meat and poultry. Can be discarded by throwing away a vegetable. (""Go, fetch!"") skipcard Designated Driver/T/Assign to any player when played. You may not consume alcohol. skipcard Captain Cook/T/Reduce your cooking costs by 1, you can never go below 1 turn of cooking. skipcard The Colonel/T/All poultry you eat gives double points. skipcard Incredibly Hot Sauce./T/For all barbeque foods you eat you may flip a coin: Heads: Double the points. Tails: Destroy the food. skipcard Mad Cow Disease/T/There may be no beef on the table! Playable as action: if played when someone eats beef this player must discard their hand. skipcard Binge Drinking/A/Consume all alcohol in your hand at the same time (show your hand to prove this!). skipcard Burnt Meat/A/One barbeque food is destroyed. skipcard Ants! Ants!/A/One piece of meat is destroyed. skipcard Lighter Fuel Spillage/A/Destroys three things in play. skipcard Water Fight/A/The barbeque is doused => cooking times reset. skipcard Playing With Fire/A/All barbeque food is stalled one turn due to people stealing the lighter fluid for entertainment. skipcard Heavy Rain/A/Everything on the barbeque is destroyed. skipcard Gross Negligence/A/Everything on the barbeque is destroyed. skipcard One Glass Too Many/A/Target alcohol consuming player loses 3 points due to puking. skipcard Sea, Food!/A/Target player with points over 10 loses 5 points (needs to be used while consuming a food) due to puking. skipcard Incredibly Nasty Campfire Story/A/Opponents of your choice pukes up 6 points, all other players lose 2. skipcard Swimming Pool/A/Target player gets a chair chucked at their head and loses 2 points. skipcard Water Balloon Counter/A/Cancel target action. (""Duck!" "Oh, I like duck"") skipcard Blackened Upper Body/A/Target opponent loses a turn to go wash. skipcard "It Looks Ready To Me"/A/Consume a barbeque food before it is done cooking for one point less. skipcard Everything's Better Onna Stick/A/One consumed barbeque food is worth an extra point. skipcard BBQ, A Poem By AM/A/You may throw one guest onto the barbeque. They are worth 5 points and take 4 turns to cook. (""All those people, all that blood, come what may, not what should"") skipcard "There's Nothing Wrong With This"/A/You may retrieve the top food from the discard pile and put it into play. (""You're not gonna throw that away, are you?"") skipcard The Bum/A/Target opponent hands you one thing from the barbeque which would be finished this turn. (""Please?"") skipcard King Salami/A/Divide one barbeque food between you and the owner (the points are split evenly, rounded down). skipcard Raccoon Burglary/A/Target player loses 2 random cards. skipcard Cooler Run/A/Draw 2 cards. skipcard Cooler Run/A/Draw 2 cards. skipcard Supermarket Run/A/Draw 3 cards. (""Anyone got a car? Anyone NOT drunk?"")@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Barbeque deck into the Dvorak Engine.
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