To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Publishing House/T/Any player controlling an opening chapter, a middle and and ending wins the game. loadcard "It Was A Dark And Stormy Night"/T/If you do not control a villain, destroy this Chapter. loadcard Mad Scientist/T/Male. loadcard Samurai/T/Male. loadcard "His Manly Rod Pumping..."/T/You cannot play this Chapter if you control any Characters. loadcard Cute Robot Sidekick/T/ loadcard Writer's Block/A/An Opponent of your choice must discard all Chapter cards from their hand. loadcard Formula/A/You may play any number of Character or Chapter cards this turn. loadcard "At Last We Meet..."/T/If you do not control a Hero and Villain, destroy this Chapter. loadcard "Look! A Deus ex Machina!"/T/When you play this card, discard your hand and destroy a Character you control. loadcard Discouraging Comments/A/Destroy any chapter belonging to an opponent. loadcard "...and they all lived happily ever after."/T/If you do not control a Male and Female Character, destroy this Chapter. loadcard Screaming Useless Bimbo/T/Female. loadcard The Daleks/T/ loadcard "Ten years ago..."/T/If you do not control a Sidekick Character, destroy this Chapter. loadcard Breach of Copyright/A/Destroy a Character. loadcard Distraction/A/Make an opponent discard 2 cards. loadcard Plagiarism/T/When this card comes into play, pick a Character or Chapter controlled by an opponent. Treat this card as a copy of it. loadcard Significant Other/T/Toss a coin before your draw phase; if heads, you may not draw cards. Either way, you may draw a card instead of playing an Action. loadcard Change of Heart/A/Destroy a Thing you control. loadcard Public Holiday/A/All players draw two cards. loadcard Relevant Dream/A/Draw two cards. loadcard "Go On Without Me..."/T/If you do not control a Sidekick, or if you control an Ending that requires a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter. loadcard "It Was You All Along!"/T/If you do not control a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter. All Sidekicks you control are treated as Villains for the purposes of Endings. loadcard "If It Wasn't For You Meddling Kids!"/T/If you do not control a Hero, a Sidekick and a Villain, destroy this Chapter. loadcard Now That I Think About It.../A/Retrieve a Chapter of your choice from the discard pile into your hand. loadcard Man with English Accent/T/Male. loadcard I Thought Of It First/A/View an opponent's hand, and take one Chapter or Character card from it, if there is one. loadcard Neutroman!/T/When Neutroman comes into play, you may look through the draw pile for a Sidekick card and put it into play under your control. loadcard Doorstop Publishers/T/Any Player controlling an Opening Chapter, a Middle, an Ending and at least five Chapters wins the game. loadcard Typewriter/T/ loadcard Faulty Typewriter/T/Whenever you play a Chapter, toss a coin. If heads, return that Chapter to your hand. loadcard Word Processor/T/Counts as a typewriter. You may play any number of Chapters per turn. loadcard "You Have Learned Well."/T/If you do not control a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter. All Sidekicks you control are treated as Heroes for the purposes of Endings. loadcard "Hurrah for the Forces of Evil!"/T/If you do not control two Villains, destroy this Chapter. loadcard Birthday Present/A/Give control of a Thing to an Opponent. loadcard "All the Little Flowers are Happy."/T/If you control a Villain, destroy this Chapter. loadcard Fresh Perspective/A/Discard any number of cards from your hand. Draw an equal number of cards. loadcard FBI Agent/T/Female. loadcard Ghost Writer/A/Draw four cards. If any are Chapters, put them into play under your control. Discard the rest. loadcard alt.fan.your-name-here/T/Toss 'heads' during your draw phase to draw one extra card. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Author, Author deck into the Dvorak Engine.
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