This is a tab-separated dump of the deck, designed for import into Lackey's carddata.txt.
To use this in Lackey, copy this address to the AutoUpdate field in Lackey's Preferences:
http://dvorakgame.co.uk/export.php?deck=Author,_Author_deck&lackeyimg=image&d=/d
For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Publishing House author_author thing Thing Any player controlling an opening chapter, a middle and and ending wins the game. "It Was A Dark And Stormy Night" author_author thing_opening Thing - Opening If you do not control a villain, destroy this Chapter. Mad Scientist author_author thing_villain Thing - Villain Male. Samurai author_author thing_hero Thing - Hero Male. "His Manly Rod Pumping..." author_author thing_middle Thing - Middle You cannot play this Chapter if you control any Characters. Cute Robot Sidekick author_author thing_sidekick Thing - Sidekick Writer's Block author_author action Action An Opponent of your choice must discard all Chapter cards from their hand. Formula author_author action Action You may play any number of Character or Chapter cards this turn. "At Last We Meet..." author_author thing_ending Thing - Ending If you do not control a Hero and Villain, destroy this Chapter. "Look! A Deus ex Machina!" author_author thing_ending Thing - Ending When you play this card, discard your hand and destroy a Character you control. Discouraging Comments author_author action Action Destroy any chapter belonging to an opponent. "...and they all lived happily ever after." author_author thing_ending Thing - Ending If you do not control a Male and Female Character, destroy this Chapter. Screaming Useless Bimbo author_author thing_sidekick Thing - Sidekick Female. The Daleks author_author thing_villain Thing - Villain "Ten years ago..." author_author thing_opening Thing - Opening If you do not control a Sidekick Character, destroy this Chapter. Breach of Copyright author_author action Action Destroy a Character. Distraction author_author action Action Make an opponent discard 2 cards. Plagiarism author_author thing Thing When this card comes into play, pick a Character or Chapter controlled by an opponent. Treat this card as a copy of it. Significant Other author_author thing Thing Toss a coin before your draw phase; if heads, you may not draw cards. Either way, you may draw a card instead of playing an Action. Change of Heart author_author action Action Destroy a Thing you control. Public Holiday author_author action Action All players draw two cards. Relevant Dream author_author action Action Draw two cards. "Go On Without Me..." author_author thing_middle Thing - Middle If you do not control a Sidekick, or if you control an Ending that requires a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter. "It Was You All Along!" author_author thing_middle Thing - Middle If you do not control a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter. All Sidekicks you control are treated as Villains for the purposes of Endings. "If It Wasn't For You Meddling Kids!" author_author thing_ending Thing - Ending If you do not control a Hero, a Sidekick and a Villain, destroy this Chapter. Now That I Think About It... author_author action Action Retrieve a Chapter of your choice from the discard pile into your hand. Man with English Accent author_author thing_villain Thing - Villain Male. I Thought Of It First author_author action Action View an opponent's hand, and take one Chapter or Character card from it, if there is one. Neutroman! author_author thing_hero Thing - Hero When Neutroman comes into play, you may look through the draw pile for a Sidekick card and put it into play under your control. Doorstop Publishers author_author thing Thing Any Player controlling an Opening Chapter, a Middle, an Ending and at least five Chapters wins the game. Typewriter author_author thing Thing Faulty Typewriter author_author thing Thing Whenever you play a Chapter, toss a coin. If heads, return that Chapter to your hand. Word Processor author_author thing Thing Counts as a typewriter. You may play any number of Chapters per turn. "You Have Learned Well." author_author thing_middle Thing - Middle If you do not control a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter. All Sidekicks you control are treated as Heroes for the purposes of Endings. "Hurrah for the Forces of Evil!" author_author thing_ending Thing - Ending If you do not control two Villains, destroy this Chapter. Birthday Present author_author action Action Give control of a Thing to an Opponent. "All the Little Flowers are Happy." author_author thing_middle Thing - Middle If you control a Villain, destroy this Chapter. Fresh Perspective author_author action Action Discard any number of cards from your hand. Draw an equal number of cards. FBI Agent author_author thing_hero Thing - Hero Female. Ghost Writer author_author action Action Draw four cards. If any are Chapters, put them into play under your control. Discard the rest. alt.fan.your-name-here author_author thing Thing Toss 'heads' during your draw phase to draw one extra card.