Dvorak Export: Author, Author deck

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Publishing House
Thing
Any player controlling an opening chapter, a middle and and ending wins the game.
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"It Was A Dark And Stormy Night"
Thing - Opening
If you do not control a villain, destroy this Chapter.
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Mad Scientist
Thing - Villain
Male.
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Samurai
Thing - Hero
Male.
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"His Manly Rod Pumping..."
Thing - Middle
You cannot play this Chapter if you control any Characters.
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Cute Robot Sidekick
Thing - Sidekick
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Writer's Block
Action
An Opponent of your choice must discard all Chapter cards from their hand.
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Formula
Action
You may play any number of Character or Chapter cards this turn.
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"At Last We Meet..."
Thing - Ending
If you do not control a Hero and Villain, destroy this Chapter.
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"Look! A Deus ex Machina!"
Thing - Ending
When you play this card, discard your hand and destroy a Character you control.
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Discouraging Comments
Action
Destroy any chapter belonging to an opponent.
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"...and they all lived happily ever after."
Thing - Ending
If you do not control a Male and Female Character, destroy this Chapter.
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Screaming Useless Bimbo
Thing - Sidekick
Female.
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The Daleks
Thing - Villain
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"Ten years ago..."
Thing - Opening
If you do not control a Sidekick Character, destroy this Chapter.
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Breach of Copyright
Action
Destroy a Character.
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Distraction
Action
Make an opponent discard 2 cards.
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Plagiarism
Thing
When this card comes into play, pick a Character or Chapter controlled by an opponent. Treat this card as a copy of it.
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Significant Other
Thing
Toss a coin before your draw phase; if heads, you may not draw cards. Either way, you may draw a card instead of playing an Action.
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Change of Heart
Action
Destroy a Thing you control.
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Public Holiday
Action
All players draw two cards.
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Relevant Dream
Action
Draw two cards.
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"Go On Without Me..."
Thing - Middle
If you do not control a Sidekick, or if you control an Ending that requires a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter.
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"It Was You All Along!"
Thing - Middle
If you do not control a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter. All Sidekicks you control are treated as Villains for the purposes of Endings.
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"If It Wasn't For You Meddling Kids!"
Thing - Ending
If you do not control a Hero, a Sidekick and a Villain, destroy this Chapter.
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Now That I Think About It...
Action
Retrieve a Chapter of your choice from the discard pile into your hand.
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Man with English Accent
Thing - Villain
Male.
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I Thought Of It First
Action
View an opponent's hand, and take one Chapter or Character card from it, if there is one.
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Neutroman!
Thing - Hero
When Neutroman comes into play, you may look through the draw pile for a Sidekick card and put it into play under your control.
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Doorstop Publishers
Thing
Any Player controlling an Opening Chapter, a Middle, an Ending and at least five Chapters wins the game.
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Typewriter
Thing
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Faulty Typewriter
Thing
Whenever you play a Chapter, toss a coin. If heads, return that Chapter to your hand.
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Word Processor
Thing
Counts as a typewriter. You may play any number of Chapters per turn.
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"You Have Learned Well."
Thing - Middle
If you do not control a Sidekick, destroy this Chapter. All Sidekicks you control are treated as Heroes for the purposes of Endings.
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"Hurrah for the Forces of Evil!"
Thing - Ending
If you do not control two Villains, destroy this Chapter.
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Birthday Present
Action
Give control of a Thing to an Opponent.
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"All the Little Flowers are Happy."
Thing - Middle
If you control a Villain, destroy this Chapter.
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Fresh Perspective
Action
Discard any number of cards from your hand. Draw an equal number of cards.
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FBI Agent
Thing - Hero
Female.
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Ghost Writer
Action
Draw four cards. If any are Chapters, put them into play under your control. Discard the rest.
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alt.fan.your-name-here
Thing
Toss 'heads' during your draw phase to draw one extra card.
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