To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
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loadcard Treasure Chest/T/Worth 10,000 dollars ("A pirate treasure chest, boldly taken from the pile of useless stuff.")
loadcard Valuable Sculpture/T/Worth 10,000 dollars ("A random sculpture.")
loadcard Reforge/A/Dig through the discard pile and find a Weapon. Immediately use it. If none can be found, just discard this card.
loadcard Force Field/T/Defends against any Weapon. However, it can be Unplugged. ("Why did I leave the plug outside of the force field? Maybe no one will notice.")
loadcard Lottery Drawing/A/Draw three cards. Use one immediately. ("I won the lottery! I feel the need to use my newfangled riches.")
loadcard Money Maker/T/Collect and play Treasures of a combined total of $25,000 or more to win. ("Wow! My love of art and cannibalism of the other players really paid off!")
loadcard Ninja/T/Negates Pirate, but does not destroy it. Action: Steal an opponent's Weapon that is currently in play. ("Go Ninjas! Destroying pirates and stealing stuff is awesome!")
loadcard The Last Supper/T/Worth 20,000 dollars ("A famous painting by Leonardo de Vinci.")
loadcard Pirate/T/Action: Any opponent with the Ship or Treasure Chest in play must give them to you. ("Don't tell the L-O-S-E-R but N-I-N-J-A-S are cooler.")
loadcard The Scream/T/Worth 15,000 dollars ("Guess what this painting is about?")
loadcard Unplug/A/Destroy one Unpluggable Thing.
loadcard Bankruptcy!/A/You MUST play this card. Destroy all Treasures in your hand and in play.
loadcard Ship/T/Action: Randomly trade places with an opponent.
loadcard Insurance Claim/A/Reclaim a Treasure that has been taken by an opponent.
loadcard Flee/A/If an opponent uses a Weapon on you, you may immediately play this card to avoid its affect.
loadcard Steal/A/Steal a Treasure and play it.
loadcard Art Collector/T/If you have 2 paintings and a sculpture in play, you win!
loadcard Bodyguard/T/Normal Weapons cannot be used on you, but Subtle Weapons can. ("Here's to mindless meat-shields!")
loadcard Poison/T/Action: Target loses next turn. If Bodyguard is in target's control, it is destroyed. One use only, but stays in play. ("Nectar of Hades!")
loadcard Bank/T/Worth 15,000 dollars ("If used correctly, a big plot of land can become a big plot of land with money on it!")
loadcard Master Assassin/T/If you have 2 Subtle Weapons and 1 Weapon in play, and the Bodyguard is not in play, you win!
loadcard Blackmail/A/Target gives you Treasure, or discards their hand.
loadcard It's a Pirate's Life for Me!/T/If you have a Ship and a Treasure Chest, you win!
loadcard Machine Gun/T/Action: Destroy 3 random cards, in any place. ("The erratic aim of this instrument of death destroys many things.")
loadcard Mona Lisa/T/Worth 25,000 dollars, but if someone uses Steal, this is automatically Stolen along with what they choose
loadcard Mind Wipe Ray/T/Action: Take target's cards, shuffle them, and give them back, but so they can't see them. New cards the target acquires face him/her. May be Unplugged.
loadcard Venus de Milo/T/Worth 5,000 dollars ("Yet another famous statue")
loadcard Bomb/T/Destroy a random two of target's cards
loadcard Immunization/T/As long as this is in play, Poison does not affect you.
loadcard Bribe/A/Trade a Treasure for a Defense Thing in control of an opponent.
loadcard Flamethrower/T/Action: Destroy opponent's hand. Can be Unplugged.
loadcard Forge/A/Search through the deck for Mona Lisa. If it's not there, the person who has it takes one of your Treasures. (You got caught.)
@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Art Collector Deck into the Dvorak Engine.