Dvorak Export: April Fools deck

Fake Vomit Thing Action: Draw a card, then discard a card. What? Oh, yeah, that's, uh, kinda gross, I guess. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Whoopie Cushion Thing At the end of your turn, reveal your hand, then return this card to your hand. Action: Give control of this card to any player. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Banana Peel Thing If you would take damage, destroy this card and prevent that damage. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Lock Your Boss Out Thing If a card played by an opponent would cause you to discard or reveal any cards from your hand, you may refuse. Card : Corrigan	Trout in the Trunk Thing When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player. At the end of your turn, discard a card. Action: Destroy this card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Sardines in the Air Vents Thing Whenever a Thing changes controllers, if this card is in your hand, you may play this card and give control of it to that Thing's new controller. At the end of your turn, discard a card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Phony News Report Thing Each player draws one fewer card during his or her draw stage. At the end of each player's turn, he or she may flip a coin. Heads: destroy this card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Bucket of Whitewash Thing When another player plays a Thing from his or her hand, destroy this card and that Thing. Card : Kevan (from Infinite Dvorak deck)	Saran Wrapped Door Thing You may put this card into play at any time. If an Action card played by an opponent would cause damage to you, it destroys Saran Wrapped Door instead. Card : Kevan

Chinese Finger Trap Thing When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player. You may not play Actions. If you take any damage, destroy this card. Card : Bucky	Psychological Warfare Thing At the end of your turn, if there is a Shrinkage counter on this card, discard a card; otherwise, draw a card. Whenever you have 6 cards in your hand and there is no Shrinkage counter on this card, put a Shrinkage counter on this card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Joy Buzzer Thing Action: Flip a coin. Heads: Target player discards a card at random. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Joy Buzzer, Overclocked Thing Action: Target player takes 1 damage. Flip a coin. Heads: You take 1 damage, and flip again. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Cream Pie Fusillade Thing Action: Target player discards a card. Any player may play this ability, but only if they control this card or have been targeted by this card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	"Kick Me" Sign Thing When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player. Action: Discard a card to inflict 1 damage on this card's controller. Any player may play this action. Action: Discard a card to destroy this card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Severed Limb, Fake Thing If this card is revealed from your hand, discard it. Action: Target player must discard an Action card from his or her hand, or reveal his or her hand to show there are no Action cards in it. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Severed Limb, Real Thing At the start of each player's turn, if that player is damaged, that player takes 1 damage. It's all fun and games until someone loses an arm. Then it's hilarious. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Flaming Bag of Poop Thing When this card comes into play, give control of it to any player. At the end of your turn, take 1 damage. You may discard 2 cards with the same card type to destroy this card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Razor Tripwire Thing If any player takes damage, destroy this card and that player discards his or her hand. I told them to slice my sandwich! www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Block the Emergency Exits Thing If a Surprise is revealed while this card is in play, each player takes 5 damage. Card : Corrigan	April Fool's Day Action Draw a card. If it is April, draw a card. If it is the 1st of the month, draw a card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Card Force Action Choose one - Exchange control of a Thing you control and a Thing an opponent controls; or, take a card at random from any opponent's hand, then put a card from your hand into that opponent's hand. Pick a card, any card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Ding Dong Ditch Action Target player reveals a card at random from his or her hand. You may return this card to your hand. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Jake Day Action Gain 2 extra actions. If it is May, gain 1 extra action. If it is the 23rd of the month, gain 1 extra action. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Jack-in-the-Box Action Return a Thing you control to your hand. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Trick or Treat Postgame Action Each player discards a card. Then, in turn order starting with you, each player may return a card from the discard pile to his or her hand. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Pantsing Action Target opponent reveals his or her hand. Choose a card from it. That player discards that card. Aww, it got smaller. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Full Moon Action Reveal your hand. Each opponent discards a card at random. I did NOT need to see that. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	I Can Eat Glass Action Draw a card. When an opponent forces you to discard this card, draw three cards. It does not hurt me. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Sink Action Shuffle target Thing into the deck. UPON SINKING: The sinked shall yell "I sank it!" or something equally as thoughtful. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Sink! Action Discard X Action cards to destroy X+1 Things. NAMING OF OBJECTS is some times desirable. The object is named by the finder of such object and whoever sinks it can say for instance, "I sunk Columbus, Ohio!" www.dvorakgame.co.uk	TP Action Draw 2 cards. Put a card from your hand into an opponent's hand. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Snipe Hunt Action Target player may not play any cards on his or her next turn. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Water Balloon Bombardment Action Each player may force a player of their choice, other than you, to discard a card at random. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Shopping Cart Slingshot Action Discard your hand and draw 4 cards. Gain 1 extra action. Any opponent who has three cards in his or her hand may discard his or her hand and draw 4 cards. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Prank Call Action Reveal a card from your hand. Target player reveals a card at random from his or her hand. If they are different card types, that player discards that card and you draw 3 cards. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Exploding Cigar Action Each player decides "Yes" or "No" in secret, then all players reveal their choices simultaneously. If only one player chose "Yes", he or she draws 2 cards; otherwise, one random player that chose "Yes" takes 2 damage, then every other player that chose "Yes" draws 2 cards. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Wedgie Action Target player takes 1 damage. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Wedgie, Atomic Action Destroy X Things you control. Target player takes X damage. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Egging Action Target player takes 2 damage and gains an extra Action on their next turn. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Purple Nurple Action Discard a card. Target player takes 2 damage. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Malfunctioning Rube Goldberg Device Action Each player rolls a six-sided die and discards that many cards from his or her hand. Then, each player who has any cards in his or her hand takes 2 damage. I don't know what just happened, but I'm pretty sure it was AWESOME. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Frame Your Wife For Murder Action Target player takes damage equal to his or her hand size minus the number of cards in his or her hand (minimum 0). You take damage equal to your hand size minus the number of cards in your hand (minimum 0). C'mon, honey, don't you get it? www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Kick 'em While They're Down Reaction Play when a Thing is destroyed. Destroy another Thing controlled by the same player. Card : KillSmiley (from Infinite Dvorak deck)	Snake Nut Can Reaction Play when an opponent would draw cards outside of his or her draw stage. Prevent that draw and put this card in his or her hand. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

The Chewbacca Defense Reaction Play when a card is played. Discard two cards with different card types to cancel and discard that card. Look at the silly monkey! www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Deadpan Glare Reaction Play after a Surprise is revealed by an opponent. On that opponent's next turn, they may not play any cards from their hand. Card : Corrigan	Backfire Reaction Play when an opponent plays an Action. That player becomes the target. Card : Corrigan
Hangin' Out Surprise If this card is revealed from your hand, you may heal 2 damage or draw a card. "Hey, does anyone else feel a breeze?" www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Black Powder Bomb, Lit Surprise If this card is revealed from your hand by an opponent, discard this card and that opponent takes 6 damage. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Black Powder Bomb, Unlit Surprise If this card is revealed from your hand, discard this card and take 6 damage. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Closet Pop-Up Action Each player changes hands with the player to his or her right. Then, each player discards a card from his or her new hand. Card : Corrigan	Maple Syrup Balloon Attack Action Pick an opponent. Until the beginning of your next turn, their Things cannot be destroyed and they cannot play Actions. Card : Corrigan	Mousetrap Gum Reaction Play when an opponent reduces or negates damage done to them. The damage gets done normally. Card : Corrigan

Zap Calculator Surprise When this card is revealed to be in your hand, the revealing player throws their hand into the air and tries to catch as many cards as possible. They take X-Y damage, where X is the number of cards in their hand and Y is the number of cards that they caught. The cards they do not catch are destroyed. Card : Corrigan	Prank Thief Thing Action: Target opponent reveals their hand. Then, play all the Actions in their hand as though you were playing them. Card : Corrigan	Ball Bearings on the Floor Thing Whenever a target is needed, it is chosen randomly. Card : Corrigan
Tack on the Chair Thing Whenever a Thing is played, the player who played it must discard a card. Card : Corrigan	Scotland Thing Each turn, a player may play 2 Things and 2 Actions Card : Corrigan	Monster Mask Thing +1 to all damage you do. Card : Corrigan
Bar of Soap Action Deal 1 damage to target player. Card : Corrigan	Joke Banner Thing Pick a player. Whenever a player must be targeted, it must be that player. Card : Corrigan	Salt in the Sugar Bowl Thing When an Action is played, it stays in play like a Thing and its effect becomes an Action ability. Whenever a Thing (other than this one) is played, it goes directly to the discard pile like an Action. If its effect was continuous, it lasts until the end of its controller's next turn. Card : Corrigan

Fish Slap Action Deal 2 damage to target player. On their next turn, that player may play 2 Actions. Card : Corrigan	Everyone Loves the Classics Thing Instead of playing an Action from their hand, a player may play an Action from the discard pile. Card : Corrigan	"Listen! There's a Celebrity at the Door!" Thing The next time a Thing is played by an opponent, destroy the Thing and this card. Card : Corrigan
Extendo-Glove Surprise When this card is revealed to be in your hand, the revealing player takes 1 damage and discards a card from their hand. Card : Corrigan	Veteran Prankster Thing You are not affected by Surprises. "Pfffft." Card : Corrigan	Paintball Ambush Action Deal 3 damage to target player unless he/she discards their hand. Card : Corrigan
Seltzer Bottle Thing Action: Target player discards their hand, is dealt 1 damage and draws a new hand. They may play any number of Reactions in response to this. On the third time you use this Action,destroy Seltzer Bottle. Card : Corrigan	The Boss Action/Thing As an Action: Destroy all cards in play. No cards may be played until the beginning of your next turn. As a Thing: All damage dealt to or from all players is reduced to 0. Card : Corrigan	Chainsaw and Goalie Mask Action Deal 3 damage to each opponent. If no responses were played for this card, draw a card. "You are sick!" Card : Corrigan

Jar of Bees Thing Action: Put a fullness marker on Jar of Bees. Action: Remove a fullness marker from this card. Roll a 6-sided die for each player. Each player is dealt damage equal to the die result. Card : Corrigan	Rake on the Ground Reaction Negate target Action and deal its player 1 damage. Card : Corrigan	Revenge is Sweet Thing Whenever a player plays a Reaction, they heal 1 damage. Card : Corrigan
Toothpaste-Chip Cookies Thing When another player destroys Toothpaste-Chip Cookies, they take 1 damage and may play 2 Things. Card : Corrigan	Squirting Flower Thing Action: Deal 2 damage to target opponent. You can only do this to each opponent once. Once you have used it on every other player once, destroy Squirting Flower. Card : Corrigan	Bugs in the Ice Reaction Play when an opponent draws a card. They discard the card and you draw a card. Card : Corrigan
Fake Arrest Action Deal 4 damage to target opponent. That player may, at any time, take an Action to deal 1 damage to you. They can do this only once. Card : Corrigan	Water Bucket on the Door Thing The next time an opponent plays a card, negate it, destroy this card and deal 5 damage to them. "You know it's the-ere." Card : Corrigan	I Know Who Likes You Challenge Any player may attempt to kiss any other player on the face and destroy this card. If they actually do kiss them, both players heal 3 damage. Card : Corrigan

Playing Dumb Thing Whenever a card's text says 'destroy', take that to mean 'physically destroy'. Whenever a player is dealt damage, the dealing player punches them in the arm X times, where X is the number of damage dealt to the player. Duhhh... Card : Corrigan

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