Dvorak Export: 4Chan deck

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Win 4
Action - Instant
Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Double the lulz!
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Epic Win 2
Action - Instant
Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Triple the lulz!
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Fucking Epic Win 1
Action - Instant
Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Quadruple the lulz!
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Fail 4
Action - Instant
Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. Half the lulz, fag. Half the remaining lulz are for you
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Epic Fail 2
Action - Instant
Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. One-quarter the lulz, Gaiafag. Half the remaining lulz are for you
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Fucking Epic Fail 1
Action - Instant
Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. One-tenth the lulz, furfag. Half the remaining lulz are for you
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Lurk Moar 4
Action
Return target Meme to controlling player's hand. lulz +100
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Lurk The Fuck Moar 2
Action
Return two target Memes to controlling player's hand. lulz +150
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NO U 4
Action - Instant
Completely reverse opponent's Action. lulz +100

In actuality what has been posted may be more correctly attributed to the poster rather than myself.
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A nice tall glass of STFU 2
Action - Instant
Your opponent may not play that card this turn. lulz +150
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Mudkipz 4
Thing - Meme
Action: Discard X cards for +350 lulz, where X is 5 minus the number of Mudkipz in play.

i herd u liek them :)
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Bayeux Tapestry 2
Thing - Meme
Instant Action: +300 lulz if thou canst thinketh of a funny medieval way to wordeth the card being playethed.

Bosoms or begone with thee.
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Tits or GTFO 8
Action
Your opponent must immediately play some pr0n or destroy target Thing. lulz +50
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Longcat head 1
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.

Longcat is looooooooooooooong.
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Longcat body 1
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.

Longcat is looooooooooooooong.
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Moar Longcat body 1
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.

Longcat is looooooooooooooong.
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Longcat legs 1
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes.

Longcat is looooooooooooooong.
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Tacgnol head 1
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.

Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.
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Tacgnol body 1
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.

Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.
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Moar Tacgnol body 1
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.

Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.
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Tacgnol legs 1
Thing - Meme
Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes.

Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.
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Epic Fail Guy 4
Thing - Meme
You get an extra +100 lulz for any Fail card played by any player. Action: Your opponent gets -D3x100 lulz. You get +D3x100 lulz. Roll separately.

Hay guys, I'm about to ruin this thread
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Goatse 4
Thing - Meme
Action: Your opponent gets -300 lulz and must return target Thing to their hand. Return Goatse to your hand. lulz +50

Hello.jpg
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Tubgirl 2
Thing - Meme
Action: Your opponent gets -600 lulz and must destroy a Thing. Destroy Tubgirl. lulz +25

OMFG WHAT IS THAT
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Moar! 8
Action
Draw two cards.
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DO NOT WANT 4
Action
Your opponent may choose: discard a card at random or destroy target Thing. lulz +25
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Pr0n 4
Thing


pix pl0x
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Pr0n 4
Thing


zomg torrent plz
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Pr0n 4
Thing


lol sauce
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Pr0n 4
Thing


omg is pic of OP?
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Nigra Cell 2
Thing - Meme
Action: Say "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER". Discard X cards. Put X lazer counters on Nigra Cell.

Caution: Huge Fucking Laser
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IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER 4
Action
Remove 10 lazer counters from Nigra Cell. Your opponent discards their entire hand and draws a new hand of the same size. Destroy Nigra Cell. lulz +350

SHOOP DA WHOOP
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

i can has cheezburger?
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

is it can be hugs tiem now plees?
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

hay guise im an indian lol
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

i r seriose kitn. this r seriose thred.
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

I NEED MOAR INTERNETS
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

OMG ceiling cat is watching me masturbate!
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

it are a fact. i know because of my learnings
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

trashcat is not amused.
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

im in ur base, killin ur d00ds
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

HALP
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

rape is imminent
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

this is relevant to my interests.
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

i has a flavor
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Lolcat 1
Thing - Meme
lulz +D10x10

it's a trap!
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Caturday 4
Action
Gain +DXx100 lulz, where X is the total number of lolcats in play. Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent gains half the lulz you did.

Don't you know what day it is? Well? Do you?
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Post some fucking cats 4
Action
Your opponent must play a lolcat or destroy a Thing. Your opponent does not get the lulz for the lolcat.

Caturday, bitches.
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Pedobear 4
Thing - Meme
Action: Your opponent flips a coin for each pr0n in play and gets -150 lulz for each tails. You get +50 lulz for each heads. If all are heads, opponent destroys a Thing.

All your CP are belong to him.
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YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG 4
Action
Play to stop your opponent from playing any cards during the next turn. This does not count as a pass. Your opponent may still use Meme actions. lulz +150
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In before 2
Action - Instant
Play against anything that would cause either player's lulz to change. You gain any lulz your opponent would have gained; your opponent loses any lulz you would have lost.
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Milhouse 4
Thing - Not a Meme
Play under your opponent's control. Your opponent gets -200 lulz while in control of Milhouse.

Milhouse is not a meme.
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Become an hero 4
Action
Your opponent must destroy a Thing. lulz +100
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Rule 34 2
Thing - Meme
Instant Action: Your opponent must play some pr0n at the same time as another card, or else destroy a Thing. Gain +100 lulz if a Thing is destroyed in this way.

No exceptions.
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I divided by zero 2
Thing - Meme
Action: Your opponent must discard half their hand at random. Destroy I divided by zero. lulz +250

OSHII--
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THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA 4
Thing - Meme
Action: Your opponent gets -D3x100 lulz for every 300 lulz of yours. You lose 300 lulz.

TONIGHT... WE DINE IN HELL
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Fifty Hitler Post 2
Action
Your opponent gets -100 lulz. You get +100 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
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Fifty Hitler Post 2
Action
Your opponent gets -200 lulz. You get +200 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
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Fifty Hitler Post 2
Action
Your opponent gets -300 lulz. You get +300 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
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Fifty Hitler Post 1
Action
Your opponent gets -400 lulz. You get +400 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
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Fifty Hitler Post 1
Action
Your opponent gets -500 lulz. You get +500 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
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Suisuiseki 2
Thing - Meme
Action: Discard X cards to add X desu counters to Suisuiseki, where X <= 5. At any time, remove all desu counters on Suisuiseki to gain +100 lulz for each.

Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
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Buy A Dog 4
Thing - Meme
Instant Action: When your opponent would by any means negatively affect your lulz or lulz gains, destroy Buy A Dog to cancel that action and stop them from playing any more cards this turn.

Guaranteed to protect you from hackers on steroids and internets hate machines.
Card : Jtwe
I did it for teh lulz 2
Action
You may play any number of cards this turn. At the end of the turn, if your hand is empty, gain +100 lulz for each card you played this turn; otherwise, discard your hand.
Card : Jtwe
Newfag 2
Action
Flip a coin: on heads, you get +D6x100 lulz for each Meme you control. On tails, your opponent gets -D6x100 lulz for each Meme they control.

The cancer that is killing /b/
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Facepalm 2
Action - Instant
Play to stop your opponent from playing more than one of the same card in a row. lulz +150

*sigh* Not this shit again.
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