To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
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loadcard Win (4)/A/Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Double the lulz!
loadcard Epic Win (2)/A/Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Triple the lulz!
loadcard Fucking Epic Win (1)/A/Play in combination with anything that would get you lulz. Quadruple the lulz!
loadcard Fail (4)/A/Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. Half the lulz, fag. Half the remaining lulz are for you
loadcard Epic Fail (2)/A/Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. One-quarter the lulz, Gaiafag. Half the remaining lulz are for you
loadcard Fucking Epic Fail (1)/A/Play against anything that would get your opponent lulz. One-tenth the lulz, furfag. Half the remaining lulz are for you
loadcard Lurk Moar (4)/A/Return target Meme to controlling player's hand. lulz +100
loadcard Lurk The Fuck Moar (2)/A/Return two target Memes to controlling player's hand. lulz +150
loadcard NO U (4)/A/Completely reverse opponent's Action. lulz +100 ("In actuality what has been posted may be more correctly attributed to the poster rather than myself.")
loadcard A nice tall glass of STFU (2)/A/Your opponent may not play that card this turn. lulz +150
loadcard Mudkipz (4)/T/Action: Discard X cards for +350 lulz, where X is 5 minus the number of Mudkipz in play. ("i herd u liek them :)")
loadcard Bayeux Tapestry (2)/T/Instant Action: +300 lulz if thou canst thinketh of a funny medieval way to wordeth the card being playethed. ("Bosoms or begone with thee.")
loadcard Tits or GTFO (8)/A/Your opponent must immediately play some pr0n or destroy target Thing. lulz +50
loadcard Longcat head (1)/T/Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes. ("Longcat is looooooooooooooong.")
loadcard Longcat body (1)/T/Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes. ("Longcat is looooooooooooooong.")
loadcard Moar Longcat body (1)/T/Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes. ("Longcat is looooooooooooooong.")
loadcard Longcat legs (1)/T/Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Tacgnol, using this Action destroys both Memes. ("Longcat is looooooooooooooong.")
loadcard Tacgnol head (1)/T/Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes. ("Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.")
loadcard Tacgnol body (1)/T/Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes. ("Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.")
loadcard Moar Tacgnol body (1)/T/Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes. ("Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.")
loadcard Tacgnol legs (1)/T/Action: +400 lulz if you control head, body, moar body and legs. If your opponent controls Longcat, using this Action destroys both Memes. ("Tacgnol si gnoooooooooooooool.")
loadcard Epic Fail Guy (4)/T/You get an extra +100 lulz for any Fail card played by any player. Action: Your opponent gets -D3x100 lulz. You get +D3x100 lulz. Roll separately. ("Hay guys, I'm about to ruin this thread")
loadcard Goatse (4)/T/Action: Your opponent gets -300 lulz and must return target Thing to their hand. Return Goatse to your hand. lulz +50 ("Hello.jpg")
loadcard Tubgirl (2)/T/Action: Your opponent gets -600 lulz and must destroy a Thing. Destroy Tubgirl. lulz +25 ("OMFG WHAT IS THAT")
loadcard Moar! (8)/A/Draw two cards.
loadcard DO NOT WANT (4)/A/Your opponent may choose: discard a card at random or destroy target Thing. lulz +25
loadcard Pr0n (4)/T/ ("pix pl0x")
loadcard Pr0n (4)/T/ ("zomg torrent plz")
loadcard Pr0n (4)/T/ ("lol sauce")
loadcard Pr0n (4)/T/ ("omg is pic of OP?")
loadcard Nigra Cell (2)/T/Action: Say "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER". Discard X cards. Put X lazer counters on Nigra Cell. ("Caution: Huge Fucking Laser")
loadcard IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER (4)/A/Remove 10 lazer counters from Nigra Cell. Your opponent discards their entire hand and draws a new hand of the same size. Destroy Nigra Cell. lulz +350 ("SHOOP DA WHOOP")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("i can has cheezburger?")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("is it can be hugs tiem now plees?")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("hay guise im an indian lol")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("i r seriose kitn. this r seriose thred.")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("I NEED MOAR INTERNETS")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("OMG ceiling cat is watching me masturbate!")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("it are a fact. i know because of my learnings")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("trashcat is not amused.")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("im in ur base, killin ur d00ds")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("HALP")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("rape is imminent")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("this is relevant to my interests.")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("i has a flavor")
loadcard Lolcat (1)/T/lulz +D10x10 ("it's a trap!")
loadcard Caturday (4)/A/Gain +DXx100 lulz, where X is the total number of lolcats in play. Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent gains half the lulz you did. ("Don't you know what day it is? Well? Do you?")
loadcard Post some fucking cats (4)/A/Your opponent must play a lolcat or destroy a Thing. Your opponent does not get the lulz for the lolcat. ("Caturday, bitches.")
loadcard Pedobear (4)/T/Action: Your opponent flips a coin for each pr0n in play and gets -150 lulz for each tails. You get +50 lulz for each heads. If all are heads, opponent destroys a Thing. ("All your CP are belong to him.")
loadcard YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG (4)/A/Play to stop your opponent from playing any cards during the next turn. This does not count as a pass. Your opponent may still use Meme actions. lulz +150
loadcard In before (2)/A/Play against anything that would cause either player's lulz to change. You gain any lulz your opponent would have gained; your opponent loses any lulz you would have lost.
loadcard Milhouse (4)/T/Play under your opponent's control. Your opponent gets -200 lulz while in control of Milhouse. ("Milhouse is not a meme.")
loadcard Become an hero (4)/A/Your opponent must destroy a Thing. lulz +100
loadcard Rule 34 (2)/T/Instant Action: Your opponent must play some pr0n at the same time as another card, or else destroy a Thing. Gain +100 lulz if a Thing is destroyed in this way. ("No exceptions.")
loadcard I divided by zero (2)/T/Action: Your opponent must discard half their hand at random. Destroy I divided by zero. lulz +250 ("OSHII--")
loadcard THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA (4)/T/Action: Your opponent gets -D3x100 lulz for every 300 lulz of yours. You lose 300 lulz. ("TONIGHT... WE DINE IN HELL")
loadcard Fifty Hitler Post (2)/A/Your opponent gets -100 lulz. You get +100 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
loadcard Fifty Hitler Post (2)/A/Your opponent gets -200 lulz. You get +200 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
loadcard Fifty Hitler Post (2)/A/Your opponent gets -300 lulz. You get +300 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
loadcard Fifty Hitler Post (1)/A/Your opponent gets -400 lulz. You get +400 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
loadcard Fifty Hitler Post (1)/A/Your opponent gets -500 lulz. You get +500 lulz. If you play two Fifty Hitler Posts in a row, your opponent must also destroy a Thing.
loadcard Suisuiseki (2)/T/Action: Discard X cards to add X desu counters to Suisuiseki, where X <= 5. At any time, remove all desu counters on Suisuiseki to gain +100 lulz for each. ("Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu")
skipcard Buy A Dog (4)/T/Instant Action: When your opponent would by any means negatively affect your lulz or lulz gains, destroy Buy A Dog to cancel that action and stop them from playing any more cards this turn. ("Guaranteed to protect you from hackers on steroids and internets hate machines.")
skipcard I did it for teh lulz (2)/A/You may play any number of cards this turn. At the end of the turn, if your hand is empty, gain +100 lulz for each card you played this turn; otherwise, discard your hand.
loadcard Newfag (2)/A/Flip a coin: on heads, you get +D6x100 lulz for each Meme you control. On tails, your opponent gets -D6x100 lulz for each Meme they control. ("The cancer that is killing /b/")
loadcard Facepalm (2)/A/Play to stop your opponent from playing more than one of the same card in a row. lulz +150 ("*sigh* Not this shit again.")
@emit [name(%#)] pastes the 4Chan deck into the Dvorak Engine.